Today, I came back to my dormitory after a long shift at work. After using the toilet, I looked at myself in the mirror, only to find a huge piece of food stuck between my front teeth. I work at one of the fanciest restaurants in town; nobody bothered to tell me anything. FML
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DeMiddleMan
| 7
its lonely being the only comment
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xxNIGHTxx_fml
| 17
You get first comment and that's what you say?
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yeti37
| 16
Grin and bear it.
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Georgia0p
| 17
Maybe nobody noticed and it just looks bigger to you ?
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iTzSelverZz
| 14
That's one way to make people look at you while your talking
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sarkaar
| 30
Maybe the piece made you look a lot more appetising than usual.
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DocBastard
| 38
Was it spinach? It was goddamned spinach, wasn't it. Why is it always spinach?
Fuck you, spinach.
Fuck you, spinach.
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Welshite
| 39
Popeye takes offense to that.
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anyoldnamewilldo
| 23
I went to the comments just to like this one. LOL Thank you for the chuckle this morning.
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MrSassypants
| 32
It's always spinach. I don't even eat spinach and I get it stuck in my teeth, but that's more my fault than anyone else's.
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ana_lee_bonde
| 17
nice pic #7
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yeti37
| 16
That's DocBastard, #20! He's a legend in these FML parts.
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Jasim
| 17
That's why you always have to check yourself in the mirror.
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purelymixed
| 17
Shoulda woulda coulda looked in a mirror, but ya didn't
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BlondePsycho
| 43
Im already imagining someone doing the illustrated FML for this, the guy comes back to his dorm and theres a full steak dinner between his front teeth.
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Eyalsh
| 32
do this. put me on the hall of fame!
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tranced_
| 43
If nobody pointed it out then maybe nobody noticed it?
Fuck you, spinach.