By Eyalsh - 30/01/2015 04:53 - Germany - Greifswald

Today, I came back to my dormitory after a long shift at work. After using the toilet, I looked at myself in the mirror, only to find a huge piece of food stuck between my front teeth. I work at one of the fanciest restaurants in town; nobody bothered to tell me anything. FML
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Was it spinach? It was goddamned spinach, wasn't it. Why is it always spinach? Fuck you, spinach.

Grin and bear it.

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its lonely being the only comment

You get first comment and that's what you say?

Grin and bear it.

Maybe nobody noticed and it just looks bigger to you ?

iTzSelverZz 14

That's one way to make people look at you while your talking

Maybe the piece made you look a lot more appetising than usual.

Was it spinach? It was goddamned spinach, wasn't it. Why is it always spinach? Fuck you, spinach.

Popeye takes offense to that.

I went to the comments just to like this one. LOL Thank you for the chuckle this morning.

It's always spinach. I don't even eat spinach and I get it stuck in my teeth, but that's more my fault than anyone else's.

That's DocBastard, #20! He's a legend in these FML parts.

That's why you always have to check yourself in the mirror.

Shoulda woulda coulda looked in a mirror, but ya didn't

Im already imagining someone doing the illustrated FML for this, the guy comes back to his dorm and theres a full steak dinner between his front teeth.

do this. put me on the hall of fame!

If nobody pointed it out then maybe nobody noticed it?