By Eyalsh - 30/01/2015 04:53 - Germany - Greifswald

Today, I came back to my dormitory after a long shift at work. After using the toilet, I looked at myself in the mirror, only to find a huge piece of food stuck between my front teeth. I work at one of the fanciest restaurants in town; nobody bothered to tell me anything. FML
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DocBastard 38
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Was it spinach? It was goddamned spinach, wasn't it. Why is it always spinach? Fuck you, spinach.

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yeti37 16
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Grin and bear it.

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DeMiddleMan 7
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its lonely being the only comment

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xxNIGHTxx_fml 17
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You get first comment and that's what you say?

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yeti37 16
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Grin and bear it.

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Georgia0p 17
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Maybe nobody noticed and it just looks bigger to you ?

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iTzSelverZz 14

That's one way to make people look at you while your talking

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sarkaar 30
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Maybe the piece made you look a lot more appetising than usual.

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DocBastard 38
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Was it spinach? It was goddamned spinach, wasn't it. Why is it always spinach? Fuck you, spinach.

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Welshite 39
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Popeye takes offense to that.

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anyoldnamewilldo 23
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I went to the comments just to like this one. LOL Thank you for the chuckle this morning.

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MrSassypants 32
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It's always spinach. I don't even eat spinach and I get it stuck in my teeth, but that's more my fault than anyone else's.

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yeti37 16
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That's DocBastard, #20! He's a legend in these FML parts.

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Jasim 17
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That's why you always have to check yourself in the mirror.

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purelymixed 17
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Shoulda woulda coulda looked in a mirror, but ya didn't

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BlondePsycho 43
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Im already imagining someone doing the illustrated FML for this, the guy comes back to his dorm and theres a full steak dinner between his front teeth.

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Eyalsh 32
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do this. put me on the hall of fame!

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tranced_ 44
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If nobody pointed it out then maybe nobody noticed it?

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