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The Top
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Timewaster
By HMM - 28/07/2010 11:42 - United States
Great gig
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Cujo
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Creepypasta time
By Saw - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom
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Branching out
By Anonymous - 08/12/2012 09:28 - Australia - Weston
Nite Flights
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By MsMedea - 11/08/2015 12:02 - Australia - Sydney
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Hi, OP here, to answer your question, the slow cooker was sitting on the bench, underneath a shelf in our kitchen. As I took the lid off, the roach came from above, literally jumping into the pot! So I definitely did not see it before I took the lid off!
By sighoutloud - 16/10/2009 03:36 - United States
Audition time!
By ShowerStar - 15/08/2012 21:14 - United States - Mequon
Bon appétit
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Awkward family moments
By hated - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
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OP here. We had been together for over a year now. Turns out she had been cheating on me for a month and decided to brake things off with me. The reason I didnt know she was the bartender there was because she was recently hired and since I dont usually go there nor did she tell me, I didnt know.