By Deadman - 02/04/2012 13:37 - United States
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Moment of truth
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Interference
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By Jograd - 25/09/2012 17:13 - Australia - Sydney
Ouch
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By CathyM - 27/09/2011 05:18 - United States
Time out
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By SOILEDIT - 24/10/2015 03:03 - United States - Washington
SOILEDIT tells us more.
I've talked to an administrator and they said they will do something about the situation, just to let you guys know.
Thanks, I hate it
By It wasnt even that close - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Germany - Herford
By yessssir - 09/03/2010 02:24 - United States
TFIF!
By Heartbroken - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Australia
Coinkydink?
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Oh dear, oh no
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By Saduglydad - 12/12/2012 16:05 - United States - Houston
Parks and recreation
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By Ameel - 12/04/2012 18:49 - Australia - Ballarat
Ameel_fml tells us more.
It's from the original series. Not one of the films. /nerd
By erase_my_ears - 27/10/2015 02:41 - United States
erase_my_ears tells us more.
Op here, I appreciate the support and understanding from all of u! I'm so sorry that happened to u a lot #68. I laughed at some of the more perverted comments and their responses, and I appreciate that no one has made any homophobic remarks. My parents weren't being too graphic, but they were making a lot of inferences and putting on the moves. It was not fun. Keep up all the hilarious comments! I can't believe this got accepted!!! XD
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By taylorbrown97 - 07/06/2015 19:05 - United States - Mount Vernon
taylorbrown97 tells us more.
Hi guys, OP here! To clarify, by donuts she meant those "Chinese" sugar donuts that you can get at cheap buffets (at least where I live, in rural Ohio). Instead, we are relatively more of a high end Chinese restaurant, a family owned place that could be compared to PF Changs. So there is no way we would have those cheap donuts anyways! But for whatever reason she thought that fried wontons were the same things as those fried sugar donuts. She was incredibly upset and basically demanded that we give her the fried donuts that we supposedly offered on our website. Basically, working as a server/host in a restaurant is fun when you get to deal with unreasonable people! Thanks for the publish!
By morning_glory - 27/01/2015 21:17 - United States - Los Angeles
By Anonymous - 01/10/2012 14:50 - Sweden - Stockholm
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Hey, I'm the op and this is my first fml so I hope I'm doing this right. I thought I should say a few things based on some of the comments I read. No, I was not just being an asshat to everyone, I just posted a thread explaining myself and such. Shortly after I posted it I got banned for "attention seeking" and that's all the information I was given. Oh and all the people saying "******* emo" and such, I guess I look like the stereotypical emo, but seriously you could be a bit more mature about things.