By mark - 11/01/2009 02:11 - France

Today, I fell asleep on the train, totally wiped out after last night's party, which involved lots of booze and spicy Indian food. I wake up and notice a small boy staring at me, so I smiled at him. He turned to his father and said, "Daddy, the farting man has just woken up." FML
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x0x_KissOfDeath 0
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#5, you fart, everybody farts, does that make you fat? maybe, maybe not..but you come off rude and ignorant. but honestly...thats awesome!

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Brandosyn 0
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Man you missed out on the obvious retort to that little kid, namely lifting one cheek and squeezing for all you were worth. Hell even if you royally sharted your pants it woulda been totally worth it...

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AliSama 17
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are you sure you where not traveling by air india?

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phantomsmokes 0
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strangenessandch 0
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Yeah, notice how he said LAST NIGHT not JUST BEFORE I GOT ON THE TRAIN. Asshole.

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constantine91 0
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Some people are just idiots. I love how you tried to write a smart ass remark but it completely backfired on you. IDIOT.

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Brandosyn 0
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Man you missed out on the obvious retort to that little kid, namely lifting one cheek and squeezing for all you were worth. Hell even if you royally sharted your pants it woulda been totally worth it...

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megamatt215 0
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what the hell does "sharting" mean?

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Ikz_Hustler 9
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Pooing. That kids a genius :DDD

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teentee401 36
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Sharting means farting so hard that you shit

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x0x_KissOfDeath 0
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#5, you fart, everybody farts, does that make you fat? maybe, maybe not..but you come off rude and ignorant. but honestly...thats awesome!

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Commentator_fml 0
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Can we not have anything mature anymore?

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roadie42 21
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Come on now - immaturity is a blast!!

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ILIEKGIRLS 5
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I think you had just a bit too much curry.

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sforward09 0
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HHAHAHAH if i were the kid i would have been shitting myself cause i would be laughing so hard... hahahaha if i were you..... i would be extremely embarrassed XD

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funkmaster795 0
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That sucks and thats gross! wouldnt want to be in that train!

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Loboguy 0
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INDIAN FOOD FTW American food is too freaking bland .. you people, need flavor in your lives. Of course, I don't drink alcohol, so that may just be your fault .. =P

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SomeDragonShit 1
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OMG!! Yes Indian food all the Wayy!!

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mollyjynxjax 28
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OP isn't American though. He's French.

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24788 6
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Lol, it was probably worth it though.

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