FML : Today, I fell asleep on the train, totally wiped out after last night's party, which involved lots of booze and spicy Indian food. I wake up and notice...

Today, I fell asleep on the train, totally wiped out after last night's party, which involved lots of booze and spicy Indian food. I wake up and notice a small boy staring at me, so I smiled at him. He turned to his father and said, "Daddy, the farting man has just woken up." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By mark / Sunday 11 January 2009 02:11 / France

Kids

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By x0x_KissOfDeath | 0

#28500 - Thursday 12 March 2009 19:38

#5, you fart, everybody farts, does that make you fat? maybe, maybe not..but you come off rude and ignorant.

but honestly...thats awesome!

By Brandosyn | 0

#27580 - Thursday 12 March 2009 3:46

Man you missed out on the obvious retort to that little kid, namely lifting one cheek and squeezing for all you were worth.

Hell even if you royally sharted your pants it woulda been totally worth it...

Comments

By AliSama | 17

#6221 - Tuesday 24 February 2009 4:19

are you sure you where not traveling by air india?

By phantomsmokes | 0

#23145 - Monday 9 March 2009 10:28

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

strangenessandch | 0

#2768502 - Monday 27 June 2011 7:13

Yeah, notice how he said LAST NIGHT not JUST BEFORE I GOT ON THE TRAIN. Asshole.

constantine91 | 0

#3091680 - Friday 12 August 2011 9:12

Some people are just idiots. I love how you tried to write a smart ass remark but it completely backfired on you. IDIOT.

By Brandosyn | 0

#27580 - Thursday 12 March 2009 3:46

megamatt215 | 0

#1232182 - Friday 13 August 2010 0:59

what the hell does "sharting" mean?

Ikz_Hustler | 9

#2123847 - Friday 25 February 2011 21:53

Pooing. That kids a genius :DDD

teentee401 | 36

#6046982 - Monday 25 August 2014 2:18

Sharting means farting so hard that you shit

By x0x_KissOfDeath | 0

#28500 - Thursday 12 March 2009 19:38

#5, you fart, everybody farts, does that make you fat? maybe, maybe not..but you come off rude and ignorant.

but honestly...thats awesome!

By Commentator_fml | 0

#30512 - Saturday 14 March 2009 0:47

Can we not have anything mature anymore?

roadie42 | 21

#5623602 - Monday 12 August 2013 5:36

Come on now - immaturity is a blast!!

By ILIEKGIRLS | 5

#69520 - Monday 30 March 2009 12:13

I think you had just a bit too much curry.

By sforward09 | 0

#94233 - Wednesday 8 April 2009 23:43

HHAHAHAH if i were the kid i would have been shitting myself cause i would be laughing so hard...

hahahaha if i were you..... i would be extremely embarrassed XD

By funkmaster795 | 0

#128297 - Tuesday 21 April 2009 2:13

That sucks and thats gross! wouldnt want to be in that train!

By Loboguy | 0

#153928 - Wednesday 29 April 2009 16:57

INDIAN FOOD FTW
American food is too freaking bland .. you people, need flavor in your lives.
Of course, I don't drink alcohol, so that may just be your fault .. =P