Creepypasta time

By Saw - 11/02/2012 02:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking down the street, when a car started cruising alongside me. I looked over, annoyed, at which point the driver started screaming obscenities and telling me that I'm "gonna get it" for "betraying" him, before angrily speeding off. I'm too scared to even sleep now. FML
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SecretMe00 5

He was probably just fucking with you.

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n_epic_fail 14

Probably a drunk that mistook you for someone else.... Or you should consider finding a safehouse.

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SecretMe00 5

He was probably just fucking with you.

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Marcella1016 31

I'd still invest in some extra locks, an alarm system, and maybe even a dog. There's a lot of psychos running around these days...

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neal001 0
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Lock all your doors and windows also keep a knife and phone with you in bed and that should keep you safe.......For now o_0

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NuTrees 9
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You are so dumb. You are really dumb. For real.

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theten_fml 9

Nothing will happen. He should of done something then and there. At least threw something at you.

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gojira666 7
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How would he know where you live?

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0671241409 0
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He's climbin in your windows

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IphonFML 6

i know OP's situation is bad and all, but am I the only one who thought of Arthur's theme song when I read the first line? :p

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jennyvieve 8

And I say, "Hey! What a wonderful kind of day!"

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AllSoul 23
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I don't think he was saying it's a wonderful day, but just singing the cartoon theme song from "Arthur", just a little joke... And yes, I did too #43.

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tellithowitis 13
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Which Arthur are you guys talking about???

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AllSoul 23
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#60 is talking, well, singing about the cartoon Arthur, and #43 was talking about the you/rudetube remix I believe.

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n_epic_fail 14

Probably a drunk that mistook you for someone else.... Or you should consider finding a safehouse.

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honeybuncher 3
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I guess I was that drunk...sorry honey!

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StoryOfTheYear 14
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Wow! What a crazy coincidence that you not only remember that you did that if you were drunk, but also that both you and OP comment on FML.

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Suchagoonnn 4
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Just because you're drunk doesn't mean you don't remember lool..

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NeonPopRocks 14
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HoneyBuncher or Honey BooBoo?

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The_Hitdude 12
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Dang...sucks to be you dude.

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tehaustiebear 34

Agreed, although OP's a female.

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agm77 9

I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude, we're all dudes!

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LaughinStock 16
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Welcome to Good Burger, Home of the Good Burger can I take your order? :D damn haven't seen that movie for a while now. :(

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Acaprice14 9
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AGM77 beat me to it :/

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flamerocker 9

Traitor!!

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EduJav321 24
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He had it coming

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bri5083 9
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That's called a drive by bitch out. Hope you had a wonderful experience. :)

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WCARlover 34
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"come again"

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Ali_Br_fml 33

Wow, there are really some psychos driving around your neighborhood. You probably have a twin you don't know about...or that guy just sucks at recognizing people... Lock your doors and windows at night op, and good luck with that sleeping situation.

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jennyvieve 8

And hide your kids 'cause he's snatchin' your people up.

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tennisrapper1 14
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What a nutball! Carry on with life, this hopefully won't do you too much harm.

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HairyPunisher 27

Guys are so dumb sometimes. This asshole can't even tell the difference between a stranger and a one night stand he had.

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MelTheGreat 23
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Cool story, brah. So cool it's causing my nipples to practically turn into icicles. Hell, they could probably cut glass right now. I should dip them in warm water or something. PMSL

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HairyPunisher 27

You're hysterical. You write your own material?

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FroHo 8
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14 - epic win is epic! :D

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perdix 29

If he didn't harm you while you were alone on the street, he's too much of a wuss to do anything later. You can continue to betray him with impunity. Sleep tight!

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LiveLaughFML 10

The best revenge is making someone paranoid. If you do something then, they'll figure it's over and have nothing to worry about. But if you wait, it'll constantly be on their mind. For ever, and ever, and ever...muahaha! *evil cackle*

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