Your client was just making 'small' talk

Probably a Taxi driver

Yeah, I'm sure taxi drivers must hear the weirdest shit sometimes...

Actually, I'm op and I'm a cosmetologist. I do hair. To clear that up :P

if you're op, why is your name different .. and if she just said it was "small" ... then i don't think she was describing his junk in depth.

Actually, I changed it to "awkwardwork" in the name field to better go along with the FML. You can do that.

51- read the post again. If your fully literate and can comprehend English, you will understand that it says op was given a detailed description of the "manhood". From this detailed description, op concludes that it is apparently quite small. If your still having trouble with this, look on the bright side. You probably dont get brain freeze or headaches :D

I always thought it said something about being the OP when they posted in their FML?

I get headaches and they can be very annoying. But on topic. Sucks you're a hairdresser and having to hear about small "manhood's."

58- thanks for being such a douchebag ;) op already cleared things up

#58, It's "If YOU'RE fully literate and can comprehend English".

You seem to understand what I said, so why commit such faggetry? I understand there are those out there with an inferiority complex, often resulting in said individual becoming a "grammar nazi". There are those who see people speak "lik dis" and jump on the opportunity to insult either their intelligence or ambition. Those people are alright with me. But an ass wipe such as yourself has made me dedicate a special part of my ass for your commentary. If you so choose to respond to this, just know that special part awaits any opinions you may have.

51 & 61, actually, OP's posts are always in green (much like the Mods, but it doesn't say FML Team at the bottom of their posts.).... And as you can see, 50's posts are, in fact, GREEN; therefore, she is OP. Have a nice day.

Obviously *you're not fully literate.

72, you holier than thou little bitch, it doesn't show up in green on the droid app. Thank you, have a nice day. Also, anyone notice OPs name got changed? Along with "Original Poster" now showing up on the app for her?

They have those? Eww y would anyone choose that career

75- Well, it does show up in the iPhone app. It's yellow. Take that stick out of your ass, now. It says "raraisbang" on the author line now.

For the sexual thrill!

I'd say... divorce lawyer?

did it, uh, strike too close to home?

Was thinking that too. F-thewomanonthephone's-L

13 - How do you know it was a phone? OP could be using an iPod Touch or a computer. Let's not jump to conclusions here.

A "small bit"? That's what OP's client said!

What happened to good ol' face-to-face communication? :s

Look at your pic... The irony

I don't think OP mention they were a lesbian..

There is also no mention of the OP's gender, nor is it shown on the iOS app.

If you go up to #2 you will find that OP commented and is, in fact, a girl.

Hey that's sexual harassment

...and then you what?

Who said she didn't?

I'm guessing you don't live in Australia?

Congratulations! You've guessed correctly.

26 - And apparently, neither does OP.

Louisiana to be exact.

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