By Anonymous - 31/03/2013 04:14 - United States

Today, I learned that my parents are planning to divorce. My dad said, "I'll take Rachel." Rachel isn't even his daughter; I am. Rachel is my mom's daughter with her first husband. FML
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DocBastard 38

It's reading stories like this that inspire me to be a better father. Right now my daughter thinks I'm the best daddy in the world, and I'm going to do my damnedest to make sure that never changes.

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spoilt_ 15

Why is there always someone who says this? And this fml isn't even poo related...

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Kallian_fml 21

Wow... There wasn't even anything toilet/poop related and we still have to read this crap...

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TourettesGuyFTW 25

May I interject and say...the dad sounds like a piece of shit.

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jmayes414 5

This is the first time I've kind of liked this comment! The timing is so wrong and bad that it breaks the seriousness in a way, you know?

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Brool_Story_Co 17

I feel like 1s name fits quite well with his comment.

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kenoswild 14

A bad case of mistaken identity, I hope...

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kwyk 23

Your father getting your name wrong is so much better

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ElmoSaysSquishy 28

Hey it happens. My mother calls me by her sister's name quite often.

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stevenJB 25

I agree, because my mother is stressed a lot, she may call me by my little brothers or older brothers name before she gets it right

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stzmel 7

My dad called me by my brother's name once. I'm a woman.

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flea_of_death 23

My boyfriend calls me his dog's name sometimes...

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CaitiieBuggs 23

My dad has called me by my brothers' names before, and then he gave up and called me 'the Girl'. Parents aren't perfect.

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Bubbelz 25

Yep same here. Just sometimes, I get to hear a bunch of names before hitting the right one. It's nothing personal. The first time ever was when a close friend's mother confused my name with their dog's, because we have short names and she was used to both.

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naiveprophet 15

#33 I call my boyfriend by my dog's name almost every time I'm mad at him...

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SillyGirl4602 23

I'm sorry you are going through your parents getting a divorce. I have gone through it and sometimes the parents can act very bitter towards one another. Best of luck op.

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kwyk 23

I'm wondering how old Rachel is. Suspicious anyone? I... uhh, definitely have not seen videos that form the basis of my suspicions...

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laya_fml 26

If you're trying to say that Rachel is a little kid, she probably isn't. OP is probably at least 13 or 14 if she is using this site and seems to write not like a little kid. If Rachel is from OP's mom's first marriage, then she probably is at least a few years older than OP. Sorry if I read your comment wrong, it just sounded very creepy.

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Pyapi 20

I think it IS very creepy. Is it just me or was he insinuating a situation similar to Lolita?

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naiveprophet 15

I'm pretty sure that comment was meant to be creepy, #36....

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snufflebubble 13

Maybe he was trying to spite your mother? Either way he's a total dick and I hope he somehow realises what a douche he is and becomes a better father for you.

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deathtothepix 26

Common knowledge that (some) Dads can be complete idiots. Divorce sucks but maybe you can understand why it's happening in the first place if he's going to make thoughtless statements like that.

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xXxJaGsTeRxXx 11

Maybe it was assumed you were going with him and he wanted Rachel too.

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Ashamed_Sister 60

How cruel. You better stay with your mom.

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