Love, Cute and Intimacy: Romance ain't dead

Romance ain't dead

By awkwardbf - 09/09/2009 01:26 - United States

Today, I was sitting on my boyfriend's lap and we were hanging out, talking, and enjoying each other's company. Then he looked into my eyes and right when I thought he was going to kiss me, he said, "I can feel your heartbeat on my dick." FML

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By KrissyBearr - 31/12/2011 01:36 - United States

Today, while having sex, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. I could feel him go soft inside me. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2010 17:34 - Canada

Today, after going down on my boyfriend, we were cuddling and I went to kiss him. Just before I could reach his lips, he ran his finger over my mouth and whispered, "S-s-s-semen." FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2009 21:40 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend's head was on my lap. I bent down to kiss him. My stomach rolls got there first. FML

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By princess - 12/04/2014 21:01 - United States - San Marcos

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky, and I whispered that I love him. He immediately lost his boner, and a few minutes later "remembered" he had to be somewhere else. FML

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By Username - 23/11/2010 06:50

Today, I told my boyfriend I wanted to see more of his passionate side. He pushed my head down towards his lap. FML

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Classy

By Username - 07/06/2011 06:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when he sweetly whispered in my ear, "It's not gonna suck itself." FML

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By grossedout - 01/11/2014 00:39

Today, I was walking back to my dorm with my boyfriend. He was being really sweet as he held my hand. We were about to kiss goodnight and as he pushed some hair out of my face he said, "Can we hurry it up? I'm about to rip one." FML

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Romantic afterglow

By easyontheeyes1 - 01/05/2020 02:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Immediately after we'd finished, he said, "Get off, you're making it hard to breathe on top of me." FML

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By bugger - 22/02/2015 17:31

Today, I looked my boyfriend in the eyes and said "I love y-" He cut me off with, "Babe, a blowjob's worth a thousand words" and held eye contact until I awkwardly excused myself. FML

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So hard

By JessicaandGhazi - 09/06/2020 08:04

Today, my boyfriend and I were laying in bed after having sex. I commented on him still having an erection after having an orgasm. He said it happens whenever he has a strong orgasm. Then he added, "And surprisingly, I was even thinking about you when it happened." FML

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lphchld 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 9:52

The man spoke the truth.

mastory96 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 13:58

haha watch he'll probably get a boner from the slight vibration.

Comments

untoldfame 3

Wednesday 9 September 2009 9:45

lol. it happens.

butterflyhearts 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 5:46

agreed

lphchld 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 9:52

The man spoke the truth.

joeyisinsane 0

Tuesday 29 June 2010 22:09

next time use ninja pro

jessicadawg 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 10:04

Lol. Well at least he was honest.

moriah 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 10:10

fyl? no, not really.

CallMeHush 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 10:38

The force is strong in that one,

silly_kate 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 12:54

WIN!!!!!

zakh508 0

Sunday 13 June 2010 19:25

lol

asher888 11

Tuesday 15 June 2010 7:11

lol

hqwoody327 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 10:58

I'd be flattered!

ladiesman14 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 11:39

i can feel it too.

owaiz 1

Wednesday 9 September 2009 11:49

That was sweet lol.

pleasedonttellme 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 13:44

Romantic -_-

mastory96 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 13:58

haha watch he'll probably get a boner from the slight vibration.

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Today, my boyfriend told me to completely shave off all of my already-groomed pubic area because, "It looks so unnatural." Ignoring the obvious lack of logic, I asked him why he keeps his totally ungroomed. Turns out "Men having hair is okay. Women aren't supposed to, though." FML

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Today, as I exited McDonald's after a quick lunch, a man in a jogging outfit ran past, snatching my handbag right off my shoulder as he tore past. He must have been at least 50. I broke down utterly exhausted before I could chase him even a single block. I'm 24. FML

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Today, multiple people pushed me out of the way to get a seat on the metro. I'm five months pregnant. FML

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Today, I had quite the long and busy day at work. Also today, the AC in my workplace decided to go on vacation. I was sweating and about to pass out by the end of it. Then, as I was walking home, I got pooped on by a bird. Twice. FML

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Today, my brother, instead of filming me during my very first musical presentation in New York, took 45 pictures of the sexy trumpeter that was two rows behind me. With MY camera. FML

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Today, my girlfriend found the airtag I'd stuck under her car. The police were called and she kicked me out of her apartment. FML

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Today, my house got broken into. They just made a mess. I saw a note on the kitchen table that read "There's nothing good here. You have shitty stuff." FML

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Today, I went on a run with my crush. She expressed how happy she was to have a decent running partner, because the last one kept complaining he thought he might throw up. We got to the top of the hill and I puked right in front of her. FML

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