Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
London, Canada
The judge has made his ruling
Today, I got into a fight with my girlfriend. After yelling and arguing my point, my cat got up and jumped up next to her on the bed. He sat down, and they both glared at me until I left. FML
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kitkatmeOw 8
Looks like you're not getting any pussy.
blondie1208 17
If the cats on her side, then you obviously ****** up good.
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blondie1208 17
If the cats on her side, then you obviously ****** up good.
unknown_user5566 27
Or the cat is an evil mastermind, and he's trying to just scoop up the girlfriend for himself. :-P
sens3sfailing 25
i guarantee you if you had had a dog, the dog would only given enough of a shit to lick his own balls at most.
unknown_user5566 27
27- Not necessarily. When my husband and I have an argument, my dogs immediately run over to me, and give him the stink eye. :)
lilhellian 27
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
32 You made your dog your bitch? No? Sorry had to try. :)
spekledworf 18
I had a dog that would literally try to break up fights. She would get inbetween people and push one away from the other. But cats... they are always sleeping with the enemy.
mod3rator 2
#46 So is your mom XD
soccerchick800 10
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
More power to the cat to know you're a whacked up person for trying to yell at/argue with a female
sens3sfailing 25
^Oh to be young and to not know some of the crazy shit both genders do to the other that deserve yelling.
DogsPaw 16
Female, Male and Other.
sens3sfailing 25
Am I seriously getting corrected on just saying their are 2 genders? I categorize people more with their mental gender, and not as both so there are only 2 to me...
jairolover 25
you make no sense.
kitkatmeOw 8
Looks like you're not getting any pussy.
dude1122332 9
Or sex..
rocker_chick105 31
Well that went over your head didn't it...
sugarshane007 20
18- Just walk away.
xblair 11
2 - I love how your name is related to your comment. :D
jemmers 13
Wow. Sucks to be you on all levels huh? Hope your day gets better.
EG14_fml 8
So you got two ******* angry at you? I feel for ya bro.
KVKdragon 26
Why did you leave because the cat say next to your GF? It's not like he has anything to say on the subject. Unless there's something you're not telling us about your cat 0.0
tsent8 15
Fine you caught me I have a talking cat alright? Now that that's solved we can move on to other stuff.
KY_Jelly 10
Well, apologize to your girlfriend before you apologize to your cat. Obviously, you've offended both.
tsent8 15
Forget apologizing you just can't get through to *******. Or cats.
olpally 33
And how does that make you feel?
xmaximusx 12
It doesn't matter how he feels anymore
lilhellian 27
Dang blocked from getting pussy on any level. That's a cat-tastrophy.
Schizomaniac 24
Oh, an FML involving a cat. Pussy jokes. Bravo, guys. Brafuckingvo.
parduezs 6
Hehe bra-*******... vo
RussianFox 13
Johnny Bravo.
gracehi 33
Whooooooa mama!
sens3sfailing 25
I love being a 90's baby sooo much.
CuriousAlien 7
Well that's awkward. You should have glared at the cat and waved cat food in front of its face. Then whisper "pick a side and choose wisely" while swinging the cat food back and forth.
you_failed 15
OR THE CATNIP!!!!! :D