By Great. - 18/05/2012 15:05 - United States - Billings

Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. He responded by fist pumping. FML
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SqueakyChipmunk 21

She loves me? This calls for FIST PUMPING! AWW YEAH!

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

She loves me? This calls for FIST PUMPING! AWW YEAH!

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Wolvander88 19

That is a genuine expression of celebration.

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Roevera 14

Could have been worse.. he could of cried in misery.

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ProfessionalTrol_fml 14

61- Or he could've just replied with a "thank you". Instantly friend-zoned

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nado13579 12

I'd laugh. :P This site needs a "Your life doesn't suck" button.

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CaptTeemo 10

Yeah, this site does need a "Your life rocks" button

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nofearjenshere 12

29- I can only imagine that comment in Pauly D's voice :D

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evilplatypus 38

120 - I think we all agree with that.

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klovemachine 24

awesome!!! woo woo woo you know it :)

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banana_buddy 6

Maybe what he was really saying was "awesome, now I can finally try anal fisting" .

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Incredibly_Dope 0

That's wassup!!!!

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crazydudefrom90s 10

In what world is this a positive reaction? A proper talk where he explains why he can't say it back yet, would still be better. But it might have just been an awkward moment where he didn't know what to say! Happens to the best of us

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SecretMe00 5

Maybe OP could tie her boyfriend's hands behind his back and then try it again lol

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crazydudefrom90s 10

Not really. Could you explain it to me please?

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RedPillSucks 31

fist pumping is a manual celebration of excitement, usually done by extending the hand up, making a fist, and pulling down rapidly. This is not to be confused with fisting, which would have been most inappropriate, had OPs boyfriend done that instead.

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Joecam 0

I think you're confusing fist pump for fist bump...

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evilplatypus 38

Crazydude - if you don't even know what fist pumping is, why the mini rant on how it's an inappropriate form of expression?

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Flora_fml 6

"This is not to be confused with fisting, which would have been most inappropriate, had OPs boyfriend done that instead." Well, in *some* circles that would be considered appropriate.

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xblair 11

I think that's just his initial reaction. He's a guy and just nervous I'm sure he will say it back to you one of these days.

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lopsop 12

Quick que you should dump him comments!

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LightningCactus 12

This is almost as romantic as taking you girlfriend to burger king for your 3 year aniversary.

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emeraldisle 30

He's just a little excited to hear you say that.

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looloothing 9

I think it's cute. If my boyfriend did that I would take or as a positive.

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ihavenosoul 4

If I had a boyfriend and my boyfriend did that I'd be excited.

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Arrawyn 12

Yeaaaaa buddy! Jersey shore! It's funny cuz he's a fick for doing that

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DontModMeDammit 10

Supercalafragalisticexpialodosiosick

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RedPillSucks 31

C-C-C-COMBO Breaker!!!! *hides from DocBastard*

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therealslim 15

That was the longest combo I've seen, until 76 broke it. YOU DICK!

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AndreKanaan 6

Lick a dick stick prick... First thing that came to my head don't know why lol

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peachyFML 17

I'm ready for the thumb-downs, but God's last name is not damnit!

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gage27 5

Sucks to date douche bags.....

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pancakerocks 1

yeah because unbuttoned shirts aren't douchey

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HeroOfHyrule 0

Yet you are one..

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thejewishfuhrer 17

Wait you guys mean wearing my shirt unbuttoned, taking a classic MySpace mirror pic, and putting my phone # on FML makes me a douche??? Awwww man :(

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Awsumuzzie 12

If you ask me,6 is really smart! If some "nerd" came on here saying that same thing, we'd brush it off because he may be jealous. But 6... He's been to the dark side, he's giving us a serious warning.

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MarisaCB 16

Before reading the other comments, I clicked on your profile and thought "douchey". Then I saw the numbers... but I had no clue what they were until I read it in the replies.

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hecallsmedarlin 7

Wait, I thought the unbuttoned shirt look meant he was gay? All gay guys I see wear their shirt half way unbuttoned...

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Pandacupcakelove 26

95- That is one special position to stand in...

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XtraEzeee 8

Actually it's not an unbuttoned shirt. It's a jacket that's unzipped, and he's just not wearing a shirt underneath, which makes it waaaay less douchey. :/

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reddudeover 2

Somebody should call! I call not it.

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PInK_ExCiTeD 7

Yeah like wearing an unzipped sweater and giving your number out on fml isn't douchy at all... -.-

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jtthegr8 26

Maybe that's his way of saying "i love you too, baby"

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ebonyirony 29

Love is love. Except when it's a fist pump.

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eastsidesoldier 7

Wats a fist pump???

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SkoomaKi 27

#74 - A fist pump is the ultimate and best way to show how you have achieved greatness in any circumstance.

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eastsidesoldier 7

Oh lol I feel old now hahaha:/

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ickythump23 0

Oh come on. People incapable of coherent speech need love too.

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bubbleslovescats 1

I want to punch people whenever they fist pump or say "yeah buddy" or "yeah man"

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may651 14

Then he is not for real or has a problem with emotions.

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Every time I see one of your comments, it's always the one thumbed down. >_> I wonder why...

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lucy_lue 9

11: Why? People express emotions differently. Maybe he was overwhelmed and couldn't think of a proper response.

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may651 14

At least my comment isn't as bad as the douche bag comment. And my bf did something similar I empathize.

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