Party time!

By haileypaige123 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went to my first party, hoping to maybe meet some people. I was there for 4 hours, and the person/thing that I interacted most with was a cat. FML
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Did you get some pu$$y?

I already see your future as a lady with 40 cats in her house. I love animals do I see nothing wrong.


Did you get some pu$$y?

She has her own pussy unless she gets down like that

This is a Catastrophe!!!

Like I always say, never play with the pussy, or it will keep coming back for more.

That party must of been preety damn boring ,considering that the only mildy entertaining thing there was to do was play with a kitty.

Sounds like that party was a CATastrophe

I apologize 24, I did not see you comment, I beg of your forgiveness

Pfft I ain't even mad broo

Eskeddit 5

I wouldn't talk to the person playing with a cat the whole time either.

Person/thing? what the hell kind of cats do you interact with?!

#111 - Furries, duh.

94 - Oh...he mad.

maybe u went to a cat party?

You're a CATASTROPHE!!!!

Because there's "cat" in CATastrophe!!! Hahhahahhahhahhahahhahahahahahaahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahhhahahahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahhahhahahhahahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahhahahhhahhahahahhahahhahaha

And I'm a cat! AhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahaahhahahhahahhahhahahhahhahahhahahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhaAhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahaahhahahhahahhahhahahhahhahahhahahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhaAhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahaahhahahhahahhahhahahhahhahahhahahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhaAhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahaahhahahhahahhahhahahhahhahahhahahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhaAhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahaahhahahhahahhahhahahhahhahahhahahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhaAhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahaahhahahhahahhahhahahhahhahahhahahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhaAhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahaahhahahhahahhahhahahhahhahahhahahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhaAhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahaahhahahhahahhahhahahhahhahahhahahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahha

It's meowtstanding!!!

It's purrfect

CATS AREN'T THINGS! Go ahead and thumb me down but animals deserve respect.

99 I know when I go to my friends' houses the FIRST thing I do is pay my respects to their animals. I do this even before I say hi to my friends. /sarcasm

I already see your future as a lady with 40 cats in her house. I love animals do I see nothing wrong.

I was so confused then I realized it was supposed to say "so"

Sorry. It's the new iPhone autocorrect. I hate that. It changes so to do

Lol a cat lady

I love animals too!!!!

Really? You were at a party. You should have got out there and had fun!

Is THAT what you do at parties?! Damnit, I alway look for animals to talk to at parties...

I agree. OP, you can't be a pussy about this. You gotta CATch up with people! I mean it's not like you're CATatonic, or restricted by a CATheter. It's the only way to avoid the future CATastrophe! /End bad cat puns. Sorry everyone.

Seriously, she has nobody to blame but herself. Sounds like she was sitting on her ass hoping somebody would sweep her off her feet. Want to know how to appear unapproachable? Act engrossed in a cat and don't pay human beings any attention. I love my 2 cats but I tend to ignore them when I'm interacting with my loved ones.

Try taking to people, it's not THAAT hard :)

41. Actually taking works perfectly fine in that context*. Example: why dont you take up a new sport. In this case. The author meant try taking to people instead of animals. Please don't try and be the grammar police, when you yourself are completely incorrect. It doesn't make you look smart. In fact, I'm convinced you might need to revisit grammar school.

Thankyou Oj and Casey :)

45, even though you are absolutely right, I think ant meant to say talking.

67. I completely agree. I think he did mean talking. But it didn't take 41's comment to make me realize that. The fact he had to correct the post, made me have to correct him. The only difference is my correction is 100% correct. His....Is either 100% OR 0% correct, depending on the what the original comment was intended to express. But to be 100% accurate, neither of us know whether it was supposed to be talking or taking. So no one is wrong or right...except ant.

I meant talking...n I appreciated what u did but just so everyone's clear it was meant to be talking...I blame autocorrect for not correcting it? >.>

I know ant. I tried :/. It's ridiculous how people lose sleep over typos on this site


Doesn't matter, he meant, "talking."

Cats are a girls best friend in my opinion.

And you know what they say about opinions....

Hmm I do OJ but explain it more to me.

Oh common don't make me say it. And you didn't mention on Casey Anthony!! She ties my while picture together.

54, they both also try to hide the fact that they poop.

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Cats are pretty chill. I bet it was the life of the party.

Being the life of the party means you get out there, make yourself as a fool and laugh at yourself. Chill means you go with the flow. You're not a leader, and you don't do anything exuberant. The more you know… :)

129 I'm pretty sure you can be the life of the party with out laughing at yourself and being a fool.... :)

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Some people just don't party. Leave her alone

I was only looking through the comments, to see someone agreeing with me :)

I don't get invited to parties :(

i only get invited to parties with piñatas :(

I know what it's like to be afraid to talk to people. It can be really hard. A good tip I learned is to ask them about themself... People love talking about themselves! Good luck at the next one OP, don't give up on yourself!