I'm right here

By familyfued - 17/02/2018 01:30

Today, I discovered the terrible things my parents say about my wife while visiting them. They speak in Arabic around us and I've never really been able to understand them. Guess who hasn't only brushed up on his Arabic, but spent the last 6 months teaching his wife… FML
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manb91uk 22

I wouldn’t let on for as long as possible - dig up some pure grade A dirt that will guarantee a huge win come inheritance time 👍🏻

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lukesick1 12

You see this is the moment where I would've said oh yeah in the language to shock them.

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lukesick1 12

You see this is the moment where I would've said oh yeah in the language to shock them.

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manb91uk 22

I wouldn’t let on for as long as possible - dig up some pure grade A dirt that will guarantee a huge win come inheritance time 👍🏻

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MidnaLink 33

!اللعنة لك That means “**** you”, and that should be your response next time they say something horrible.

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

So, why do they speak in Arabic around you? If it's their native language, how do you not understand them? I'm confused. Still, that sucks for both you and your wife.

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MidnaLink 33

Put it this way; I’m Croatian simply by blood alone. I don’t speak it, never learnt it.

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RichardPencil 30

Sometimes immigrants insist their children concentrate on excelling in English and not learning their mother tongue. It has the added bonus that the parents could have a secret language to hide things from their kids.

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raven_of_azarath 34

It’s also possible to forget a language if you don’t use it daily.

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Suaria 38

My mom's parents and brother are from Germany, and she grew up speaking German with her family. She never taught her kids German. So when my grandma and my uncle come over, they always speak German to each other but none of us understand them.

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RichardPencil 30

On the plus side, you and your wife now have a secret language to use around the infidels to say horrible things about them.

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Stealthninjaa 19

But what exactly did they say though?

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Yudith 24

Just learn yet another language, so you and your wife can talk shit about your parents in their presence without them noticing. Not French, as they might be able to understand it.

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Chris_1163187222 15

This has more holes than swiss cheese

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PhoenixChick 26

First sign they were talking shit about you guys is purposely switching to a language neither of you spoke.

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dwight7476 11

Your parents have issues if they don’t like her it doesn’t matter as along as she keeps you happy that’s all that matters she married you not your family

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