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Great balls of fire

Today, my hand is covered in blisters because my boyfriend thought it would be fun to set an old insurance card on fire. Out of panic, he slapped the card against the wall in a failed attempt to put it out. Also out of panic, I slapped the flaming wall with my bare hands. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Ouch - / Thursday 19 January 2017 08:19 /

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By i_wuz_nver_here | 31

#7391700 - Wednesday 18 January 2017 19:11

I hope your insurance covers contraceptives because neither of you should ever reproduce.

By CamBamShamDaMan | 26

#7391358 - Wednesday 18 January 2017 13:43

Your boyfriend is an idiot

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By CamBamShamDaMan | 26

#7391358 - Wednesday 18 January 2017 13:43

Your boyfriend is an idiot

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Talis99 | 26

#7392430 - Thursday 19 January 2017 19:13

So is she in this instance.

By i_wuz_nver_here | 31

#7391700 - Wednesday 18 January 2017 19:11

I hope your insurance covers contraceptives because neither of you should ever reproduce.

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The_Sexomancer | 11

#7392573 - Friday 20 January 2017 0:16

That's a little harsh. Who knows, maybe them showing the flames who's boss made them retreat.

By theclairebaire | 0

#7392232 - Thursday 19 January 2017 11:14

But did you put it out though

By Quicky5_ | 16

#7392255 - Thursday 19 January 2017 12:11

Well looks like you guys will have a chance to use your insurance..

By hpandher | 16

#7392314 - Thursday 19 January 2017 13:53

Still must be feeling pretty heroic, aren't you?

By mzlovely8885 | 0

#7392410 - Thursday 19 January 2017 18:36

Sounds like you're made for each other

By Firestar268 | 22

#7392411 - Thursday 19 January 2017 18:37

What did he expect when he set something on fire?

By edmunson | 22

#7392433 - Thursday 19 January 2017 19:17

If you apply the "greater fool than I" theory I think you win.

By mr_dour | 16

#7392652 - Friday 20 January 2017 5:22

Dayum I would kill for a GF like that

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