Great balls of fire

By Ouch - 19/01/2017 08:19

Today, my hand is covered in blisters because my boyfriend thought it would be fun to set an old insurance card on fire. Out of panic, he slapped the card against the wall in a failed attempt to put it out. Also out of panic, I slapped the flaming wall with my bare hands. FML
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i_wuz_nver_here 31

I hope your insurance covers contraceptives because neither of you should ever reproduce.

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i_wuz_nver_here 31

I hope your insurance covers contraceptives because neither of you should ever reproduce.

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The_Sexomancer 11

That's a little harsh. Who knows, maybe them showing the flames who's boss made them retreat.

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theclairebaire 0

But did you put it out though

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Quicky5_ 16

Well looks like you guys will have a chance to use your insurance..

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hpandher 16

Still must be feeling pretty heroic, aren't you?

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mzlovely8885 0

Sounds like you're made for each other

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Firestar268 25

What did he expect when he set something on fire?

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edmunson 22

If you apply the "greater fool than I" theory I think you win.

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mr_dour 16

<p>Dayum I would kill for a GF like that</p>

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