Great balls of fire

By Ouch - 19/01/2017 08:19

Today, my hand is covered in blisters because my boyfriend thought it would be fun to set an old insurance card on fire. Out of panic, he slapped the card against the wall in a failed attempt to put it out. Also out of panic, I slapped the flaming wall with my bare hands. FML
I agree, your life sucks 5 987
You deserved it 2 035

Same thing different taste

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I hope your insurance covers contraceptives because neither of you should ever reproduce.

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I hope your insurance covers contraceptives because neither of you should ever reproduce.

That's a little harsh. Who knows, maybe them showing the flames who's boss made them retreat.

theclairebaire 0

Well looks like you guys will have a chance to use your insurance..

Still must be feeling pretty heroic, aren't you?

mzlovely8885 0

Sounds like you're made for each other

What did he expect when he set something on fire?

If you apply the "greater fool than I" theory I think you win.

<p>Dayum I would kill for a GF like that</p>