Your boyfriend is an idiot

So is she in this instance.

I hope your insurance covers contraceptives because neither of you should ever reproduce.

That's a little harsh. Who knows, maybe them showing the flames who's boss made them retreat.

But did you put it out though

Well looks like you guys will have a chance to use your insurance..

Still must be feeling pretty heroic, aren't you?

Sounds like you're made for each other

What did he expect when he set something on fire?

If you apply the "greater fool than I" theory I think you win.

Dayum I would kill for a GF like that