By waaah - 25/06/2012 07:00 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend dumped me. He decided he would be a gentleman and do this to me at work, over text, during a rush of unsympathetic customers, the day before our anniversary. FML
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LennyComa 39

What a nice considerate man he is. FYL

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Amethyst888 14

Wow what an ass, good riddance! Sorry OP, but at least now you know he's not worth your time and you can move on to someone better.

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LennyComa 39

What a nice considerate man he is. FYL

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IsAbElLiCiA20 6

Wow, definitely FYL. Couldn't have even been man enough to tell you face to face or wait until you were at least home, off work, and away from people? Extremely rude. Celebrate that now useless anniversary with a girls night out and enjoy the single scene. Forget that scumbag, OP!

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IsAbElLiCiA20 6

Wow, definitely FYL. Couldn't have even waited until you were at home, off work, away from people? Extremely rude. Celebrate that now useless anniversary with a girls night out and enjoy the single scene. Forget that scumbag, OP!

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ydi_4_suking 20

Thats just the easy way out. You don't have to see anyone cry or anything. But shows a lack of balls on the guys part

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Acidiic 7

It seems you're better off without him OP. if that's what he decides to do to break up, imagine what bs he could have done while together.

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truth_spitta 0

18, as we all know, that is for sure easier said then done. Break ups always suck. Always.

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mylifesucks_fml 1

just wait, he'll want you back the day after the anniversary. he just didn't want to have to buy you anything to celebrate it I bet!

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Oreohugzpenny 4

He is a jackass

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LolFMLnot 10

It's so easy for people to say "move on forget him blah blah" but it's not that easy. How can you forget all the good times you had? Break ups are awful, and takes time.

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wannaplay 1

Most men do that, which caused our stereotype. I'm nice to everyone.

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DynamicDave 11

Am I the only one wondering where OP works that she is allowed to read texts in the middle of a rush of customers?

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Amethyst888 14

Wow what an ass, good riddance! Sorry OP, but at least now you know he's not worth your time and you can move on to someone better.

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ant1078 7

Agreed, go out and have some fun, and hopefully time will heal all wounds. Show him you're the better person and that you don't need him in your life.

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cheefer 0

Or...you could shoot him in the face with a paintball gun. Use frozen paint balls for additional fun!

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astoryofroses 9

that's when you held it strong like a lady and showed him you didn't care... right? wait your username says otherwise nevermind

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SamanthaCassieL 10

Maybe it's her good-for-nothing ex boyfriend.

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LucaCoffey 6

Awh I'm sorry to hear that OP I wouldn't wish that on anyone

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youjustmademelol 4

Well then he wasn't a good person, he didn't deserve you.

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fmlman287 0

Hey..it's his loss. F*** him! There's someone out there for you, and HE'S obviously not it

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ChickInGreenVans 12

^.. You such an ass dude!!

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THE_A_TEEN 27

I love how you would justify a breakup by the amount of times they had sex. By the way, there is no indication of how many times they had sex. Now quit being an Asshole.

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dubstep12 8

Just because you **** someone, doesn't mean they will stay together forever.. XD

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Pentium_4 27

i'm sorry OP. but he is a spineless coward, and now he won't waste anymore of your time. Find a real man!

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ChickInGreenVans 12

Sheesh!!

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seasonedtoast 19

Should have faked a fainting spell and dropped to the ground in a dramatic swoon. Then went home and cried in the bath with a bottle of vodka. DICKFACE!!

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KitGrey 4

Well it's not like there's a good way to dump someone. At least if you have any mutual friends you get all their sympathy.

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unknown_user5566 26

There may not be a "good" way to break up with someone, but there are certainly better ways than texting.

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Enslaved 36

I've heard that saying too. But I'd just hate to be that rebound person.

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