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Today, my friend and I went to see our favorite band in concert. We walked at least a mile from our parking space and stood in line for two hours. My friend was supposed to have the tickets in her purse. She actually had, but she left her purse in the car. FML

#6626630
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22434) - you deserved it (4484)

On 12/06/2009 at 12:05am - misc - by musiclover (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my girlfriend and I were going through some troubles in our relationship, and she said to me, "No offense, but I really hope no other relationship I have in the future will be like this one." Some offense taken. FML

#20141147
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22433) - you deserved it (2750)

On 10/31/2012 at 12:22am - love - by anon (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I took my driver's test. I was confident and thought everything would go well. My boss ended up calling me several times during the test. Turns out my colleague never showed up to cover for me, and my boss blamed me. Not only did I fail my test, I'm now suspended from work too. FML

#20397879
81 comments

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On 12/13/2012 at 12:04pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Bromley)

Today, I have Hello Kitty band-aids on my nips because I dozed off while tanning and burned them extra crispy. FML

#21062623
98 comments

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On 02/16/2014 at 5:23pm - health - by extra crispy or original recipe (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, at school, I have to do a 45 minute presentation with a girl who has panic attacks so bad that she cries, runs out of the room, and sometimes passes out. This presentation terrifies her and it's a major part of my final grade. FML

#20192286
122 comments

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On 12/05/2012 at 12:04pm - misc - by Murlocmurk - United States

Today, my family claimed that I haven't ever broken a bone because I don't do anything risky. I broke my arm by falling in the shower less than 2 hours later and my entire family thinks I did it to prove a point. FML

#21436352
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22444) - you deserved it (1888)

On 07/04/2015 at 1:56pm - misc - by hamurobby82 - United States (Texas)

Today, while my mom was out, my family agreed upon the assumption that she has a "shopping problem." I argued against it for quite a while, until she pulled up minutes later with a what seemed like a life-time supply of canned condensed milk. FML

#13016642
100 comments

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On 09/12/2010 at 7:34am - money - by concernedson - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I managed to take an entire shower without realizing my socks were on. I washed my feet. FML

#21382179
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22431) - you deserved it (8756)

On 03/26/2015 at 11:28pm - misc - by comfort_ - United States (Georgia)

Today, I dropped my car keys down the elevator shaft at my dorm. I had parked my car at a parking meter, and now had no way to get change out of my car. It took six hours for someone to get my keys, and I now have a $75 parking ticket. FML

#9128496
53 comments

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On 03/16/2010 at 9:31am - misc - by Lea (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my 10 year old brother won the poem contest at his school. Since then he won’t stop bugging me with them. FML

#319
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22427) - you deserved it (7661)

On 11/17/2008 at 3:53am - kids - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, I decided to go on a diet to lose some weight before summer. This was followed by the arrival of a giant parcel full of candy from my mother. FML

#10481687
102 comments

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On 05/12/2010 at 5:49am - health - by nick - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was the designated driver for my friend's 21st birthday. On the way home from the bar, he threw up all the pasta and tequila he'd had onto the back seat of my car, and told me it was part of his whole party plan. FML

#13457559
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22421) - you deserved it (3638)

On 10/15/2010 at 10:08am - misc - by IhatebeingtheDD - United States

Today, my boyfriend accidentally broke my nose the day he was meeting my parents for the first time. FML

#19720513
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22423) - you deserved it (2098)

On 06/02/2012 at 11:34am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)



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