By mademoiselle meurtre - / Monday 13 April 2015 02:51 / United States - Belleville
FML - The follow-up

Today, I woke up to my roommates "pet" snake casually lying in bed with me. I then got yelled at for screaming and scaring the snake. Apparently, it's my fault that it bit my chin. FML

earthlyscum Say more :
Fuck that, I'll eat the damn thing first
By earthlyscum / Tuesday 19 May 2015 02:27 / United States - Tinley Park
FML - The follow-up

Today, I went on my first date in over 4 years with a smoking hot guy. The big event was a trip to Target. I work at Target. He took me to my workplace for our date. And they say romance is dead. FML

anonpbc Say more :
OP here. To clarify for the haters, I do know what a date is supposed to be, I'm not an idiot. We had been planning to meet up for weeks. The date was lame, hence why I posted to FML. But it was definitely intended as a real date, accompanied by dinner and shopping a few other stores. No errands were ran, No groceries or Tp was purchased. I visited a few coworkers & he picked up a few electronics...
By anonpbc - / Wednesday 28 January 2015 13:51 / United States - Salina
By MedStudent90 / Thursday 11 December 2014 18:10 / United States - Saint Paul
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