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  the_boo  |  0

don't forget to take home your red swingline stapler or they might take it from you and ask you to come in on Sunday.

ummmm yeah I'm gonna have to go ahead and I've you come in on suuundaay.


"I was told that I could listen to the radio at a reasonable volume from nine to eleven, I told Bill that if Sandra is going to listen to her headphones while she's filing then I should be able to listen to the radio while I'm collating so I don't see why I should have to turn down the radio because I enjoy listening at a reasonable volume from nine to eleven."

  Joey7361  |  0

oh oh I know wat you should do! steal the copy machine, take it somewhere far from the city and beat it with a baseball bat while playing gangsta music in the background

  Zamax  |  0

Since they probably don't like you, start preparing for it. Stash some snacks, bring a sleeping bag, and maybe some music. When they see you in the morning, they'll all be jealous of how much fun you're having.

  miss_la_rue  |  6

I'm just wondering why you don't speak up and say something. If you let them turn the lights off on you and don't say anything, it's your own damn fault. If you do bring it up, then they obviously don't value you, and you should probably look for a new job.

  zenti  |  2

Sort of, though my shyness is not as bad now as it was in the past. I've always been a quiet person though, so not speaking is just normal for me (though highly unusual to other people).

By  KurouTenshi  |  0

I'm not gonna lie, it sounds like they just don't like you.

I demand vengence!!!

Piss in their cokes,
Give'm Hitlers!
Better yet, hunt them down to their house,
tie them up,
strip'm down,
and fuck them RIGHT in the ass.
When you're done, don't forget the ever pleasent:
See you Tuesday!

Walk away smiling ^^


I prefer to instead take my anger and frustration out on a random person I encounter in front of the grocery store, KT. I pull out a loaded revolver, point it at the random person and start yelling, "Why does Johnson get a raise and not me? I've been with this company doing exceptional work for 5 years and you give a guy like Johnson a raise after only his first year?! I should be getting the raise! ME, I said! ME!!"

The mother holding onto her 3-year-old daughter, both scared out of their minds, will reply, "Please! Just take the car and groceries! Just don't kill us!!"

  KurouTenshi  |  0

Not in France, dude.

(and since "Ill-de-fuckfish, France" is the default for most mobile submits:)
The OP was too busy typing on her phone to look for a lock,
plus she's a woman, so...yeah. That should help explain a lot.

  Intoxicunt  |  5

Actually, you're wrong in more than one way.

First of all, Nord-Pas-de-Calais was the default for mobile submissions, not Ile-de-France. So fail.
Second, that has been fixed. It no longer defaults to France at all.

  KurouTenshi  |  0


I'm wrong in many ways.
More than I can count, to be honest.
And I know I have my faults, and that I'm a bit crazy.
In fact, I'm practically borderline psychopath.
But, I would like you to know that I appreciate your concern,
And at the same time:
I just don't give a fuck.

Love Always,
K. Tenshi

p.s., I found your old mints that you had arranged by month, and switched them out with new, fresh tic-tacs. Orange flavour. Enjoy!

  KurouTenshi  |  0

Don't worry, Tox, I'll have my people get with your people, and we'll get you whatever flavour you want.

But whatever you do, do NOT try the honey mint.
Bad things happen, man. Really bad things...

*shifty eyes*

By  deepbluesea  |  1

If it happens again and again, do you think they are trying to tell you something? If nothing else keep your eyes on the clock and be prepared to leave 10 minuets before the rest of them.