Poopoo peepee and Gross: Bath bomb

Bath bomb

By Anonymous - 31/05/2021 11:01

Today, I trusted a fart in the bathtub. I really shouldn't have. It came out loose like a brown cloud, so I had to shower to wash the shit out of my pubes. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2018 18:30 - United States - Compton

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Today, I had a really big, satisfying shit in the loo of a pub several miles from home. After getting back to my table, my stomach rumbled, and, assuming it was just gas, I let it go. What followed was approximately a litre of brown water, soaking my underwear, jeans, and chair, and dribbling onto the floor. FML

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Today, I thought I was going to shit myself at work. I speed-walked all the way to the bathroom clenching for dear life. Barely got my pants down while simultaneously sitting and unleashing. After all that, it was just a gigantic fart. FML

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Shit happens. Literally...

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cuz803 44

Monday 31 May 2021 14:48

Shit happens. Literally...

bleachedraven 14

Monday 31 May 2021 15:24

😱🤢

TwoBytesCarley 27

Monday 31 May 2021 22:37

At least you were already in the tub! Just had to stand up and turn the shower on.

bleachedraven 14

Tuesday 1 June 2021 4:24

🤣

diraven 15

Thursday 3 June 2021 5:11

At least it was brown

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