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Today, my 6 ft snake got loose. I found it. It was in my neighbor's backyard, constricting their pet rabbit. FML

#4299524
144 comments

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On 08/05/2009 at 1:25am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I discovered that my sister coloured in the pages of my college text books with Sharpie as revenge. FML

#8776576
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20103) - you deserved it (4632)

On 03/02/2010 at 5:05pm - misc - by Natalie - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I took my mom to Victoria's Secret to help her find a bra. She made me try one on to see if it looked good on me. Turns out we have the same cup size. I'm a guy. FML

#17080127
271 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20101) - you deserved it (47851)

On 07/12/2011 at 12:45pm - misc - by sm702 - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was singing to my cat and she reached up and put her paw over my mouth. FML

#7370
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20100) - you deserved it (34169)

On 02/04/2009 at 6:23am - animals - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I blacked out at a wedding as a bridesmaid, during the service. FML

#19550881
73 comments

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On 04/29/2012 at 10:53pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, while shopping, I bumped into a guy I knew in high school. He went on about he heard I'd got married, looked like I'd had a baby, and that, "she looks just like you!" The kid was my niece, and my husband broke up with me 2 years ago. Thanks for bringing that up. FML

#19838088
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20100) - you deserved it (4619)

On 06/24/2012 at 6:57am - misc - by thankspal (woman) - United States

Today, after spending 3 hours raking leaves, I went to the store to get some supplies. I came back to find my neighbor had decided to blow his leaves all over my yard. FML

#20163199
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20100) - you deserved it (1582)

On 11/14/2012 at 2:55pm - misc - by racking-leaves - United States

Today, I got myself an organ donor card, just to feel wanted. FML

#19190899
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20099) - you deserved it (4850)

On 02/29/2012 at 7:09pm - misc - by Vandrefalk - Norway

Today, I was at work as a lifeguard. The temperature was absolutely stifling, but I tried to tough it out. A couple of hours into my shift, I passed out, fell off my stand, and crashed into the water. Or so the medics tell me. FML

#20024083
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20098) - you deserved it (2333)

On 08/16/2012 at 5:57am - work - by Soap0015 - United States

Today, I used the restrooms at the shopping mall. The cleaning lady stepped in after me, immediately turned around and very demonstratively started spraying air freshener. FML

#14320804
52 comments

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On 12/24/2010 at 5:52am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands

Today, my girlfriend decided that having OCD will help her lose weight. She is now convinced that walking in and out of doorways multiple times will burn fat. FML

#20033299
114 comments

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On 08/21/2012 at 2:31am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)

Today, I found out what the two girls I sit near to fight about every day: seating. The loser has to sit next to me. FML

#20189404
86 comments

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On 12/03/2012 at 12:47pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I was talking to my fellow coworker about how nervous I was about sleeping with this guy I really liked. She's been constantly giving me advice about him for months, but today she said "Oh don't worry, he isn't that good in bed anyway." FML

#6293770
20 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20091) - you deserved it (2768)

On 11/13/2009 at 10:02pm - intimacy - by taurus05 (woman) - United States



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