These '80s nostalgia trends are getting out of hand

By Anonymous - 15/08/2023 04:00

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Today, I was waiting for my boyfriend with wet celery, a flying helmet, a feather duster, and an egg whisk as an 'Allo 'Allo! themed sex joke. He didn’t get it so I had to explain it to him, which kind of ruined the joke. In the end we just spent yet another sexless night, bored, watching TV. FML
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Same thing different taste

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I didn't get it either. sex doesn't need to be complicated

Life is too short to spend it bored & unfulfilled. Go find your fun, even if it means cutting this one loose.

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Life is too short to spend it bored & unfulfilled. Go find your fun, even if it means cutting this one loose.

I didn't get it either. sex doesn't need to be complicated

You ruined it. Wet celery is all you need. It's sexy AF all by itself! It's like putting a hat on a hat.

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I would have gotten it, and after we'd ended the deed I could have found my 'Allo! 'Allo! DVD-box, and we could have watched an episode or two!😉