Oh no, now you have to find someone with half a brain to go out with!

Some of these are so fake lol.

You should have got Kanye West to say "Yo imma let you finish _____ but Martin Luther King had the best dream of all time. OF ALL TIME."

That was stupid

Let me ask you something...If she's basing an opinion of you from a dream, do you really need her?

lol 46, lol

break up sex

she's just a fucking dumbass making up excuses to broke up with you, too bad shes too dumbass to think of better ideas. she probably wanted to broke up with you to be able to fuck with anyone she wants at any time, just like she did before she met you. this is more of a yay your life that you got rid of that whore

stick her hand in warm water while she's sleeping. maybe she'll dream of diapers. it's a win-win. you are no longer with a girl missing half a brain and she will be wearing diapers for the rest of her life all because of a dream.

#52, whose sex are you telling us to break up? Sounds fun! (Hyphens are your friends.)

Fake

LOLSSSSSS BE SCARED its hella true

LOL @ 46

HAHAHA #46!

Hyphens aren't nearly as fun as stuck up nazis thinking they're cool for knowing HOW IT SHOULD BE DONE even when the context clearly explains what the poster said...

#46 lmfao!!! that would have been epic!!!

I dunno, i'm sure the OP is leaving some things out. maybe she was like.... being all symbolic and what not. Like maybe she reads into her dreams really heavely. you know, new agey? still it's dumb, a really dumb reason to break up with someone

actually i know alot of women who take dreams waaaay to seriously. two of the girls i have dated in the past repeatedly chastised me for what i did or did not do in thier dreams. . . IDK if all women think that way or i just found two crazies like his now ex but it's a hell of a streak

hahahahha genious!

#46 wins, no other FML comment could match this one! EPIC!

#46 is the FML pwnage king lmfaoooooo

I know! She wanted to break up with u so she needed an excuse!

YDI for liking ketchup

I know. It's awful. That's happened to me before. I had a dream that I went into a coma and my mom pulled the plug on me. I told her about it, you know because it was creepy, but I didn't yell at her or get pissed at her for killing me or something. The OP's girlfriend is an idiot.

wtf #15, that has NOTHING to do with it lol

any of you think OP's gf is kinda crazy? but about her dream(I'm just guessing), don't you have dreams on things that you think about? like maybe OP's gf thought that he was weak, self-centered, oblivious, etc. or just having a hard time. btw, if your friend is really tired and falls asleep, you can affect his dreams by saying stuff. i said something like 'enemy nuke incoming in 10, 9...' and he started running in bed. it was hilarious!

I love you mercyfml you're my favorite :33333

Psycho's make FML interesting.

lern 2 inglish: psycho's mean psycho is or something belongs to a psycho, it is not the plural, which would be psychos.

english, means. learn to spell and subject verb agreement.

How about a nice cup of shut the fuck up?, I originally wrote "lern 2 inglish", however I decided to be a good Samaritan and give a free English lesson, rather than just ridicule, so with the 30 seconds I had to spare whilst editing, I quickly input all that I believed this uneducated person would need to tell the difference of using apostrophes; when something is in possession (The world's best website = Fmylife.com) and something in omission (you're = you are, as used in the sentence: you're a total pile of steaming, useless shit, Plumppotato).

*How about a nice cup of shut the fuck up? I originally wrote "lern 2 inglish"; however, I decided to be a good Samaritan and give a free English lesson rather than just ridicule, so with the 30 seconds I had to spare whilst editing, I quickly input all that I believed this uneducated person would need to tell the difference between two separate usages of the apostrophe: when indicating possession, (i.e. "the world's best website is fmylife.com"), and when forming a contraction, (i.e. you're, or you are, as used in the sentence, "you're a total pile of streaming, useless shit, Plumppotato"). The fact still stands that you can't try to correct someone else's grammar whilst exhibiting poor grammar yourself. :) P.S. - You'll notice I used the accepted American English grammar conventions in my edited version. This is simply due to the fact that I was educated in the U.S. and so adhere to these rules; however, there are several instances in your original comment, (most notably the comma after the parentheses, the comma splice between the second and third sentences, etc.), in which you are simply wrong.

I can see that you have visited my account page, and you would have also seen that I do not reside in the U.S. I already mentioned that I had scarce amount of time in order to edit my original comment, a fact which you seem oblivious to. Also why do you have a picture of someone(yourself?) at some sort of formal gathering, resembling a dance, as an avatar for *this* website, that just makes no sense. Go back to facebook or w/e website you crazy, young, attention-seeking kids are in to nowadays. -meow

You're right. A raptor makes so much more sense as an avatar than an actual picture of YOURSELF, and you're completely exempt from any English language rules, even when you're just being an ass and trying to correct someone else's use of it. Oh how did I go so wrong?

wowzerz anotha masterr ov sarcasm, I hav met mi match, lets join forcez and rule these sorry internetz with iron fists! It iz so nice to have u as a pal, theanonimouse.

Wow. What a dick. Picking on other people's English skills. (It's spelled English, not inglish or however you spelled it.) Why would anyone want to visit your profile page? No one cares where you're from, so you are exempt from English grammar rules. See? I'm Japanese and I'm pretty sure I did pretty well.

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yeah if a girl did that to me i would brand her a nutcase and leave...my girlfriend dreamt random things about me but she never broke up with me for it :P

why would u put quotes around dream... are u implying it wasnt really a dream. lol

I had a dream yesterday that my mom was addicted to crack. I'm pretty sure that I don't think anything like that IRL :P FYL, OP, until you find a girl with a brain.

You do think that, unconsciously. Or it's just some doubt, that you might just be portraying on your mother.