Scarred for life

By Guess who's back - 10/07/2022 10:00 - Australia - Homebush

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Today, in the morning, my wife and I were having hot but silent sex on my futon while our 3 year-old slept in his crib. It was going great until my turn to come when I released a loud, "AARRGHHHHHH". My son promptly got up, took one look at me and his mother's back, then promptly went back to sleep without a word. FML
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Same thing different taste

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In a couple of decades, there will be a guy running around with a pirate sex fetish and we'll all know why.

KeyKey 2

Oh my god at that age the exact same thing happened to me but they were doing it on the same bed I was on, RIGHT next to me -_____- I woke up, saw my dad on top of my mom and went back to sleep . They didn’t even notice I woke up and saw them .

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In a couple of decades, there will be a guy running around with a pirate sex fetish and we'll all know why.

KeyKey 2

Oh my god at that age the exact same thing happened to me but they were doing it on the same bed I was on, RIGHT next to me -_____- I woke up, saw my dad on top of my mom and went back to sleep . They didn’t even notice I woke up and saw them .

Keep it in your pants while your kid is in the same freaking room.