Anonymous - 24/04/2018 15:00
Friendzone 2.0
NeverNumberOne - 23/04/2018 01:30
Kimmikoto - 31/01/2017 07:00 - Canada - Cambridge
Hobbits&LiarsOhMy! - 24/04/2017 11:06 - United States - Nacogdoches
SunDown2015
Overfamiliar
Miscellaneous - 17/06/2017 19:00 - United Kingdom
Gilly - 19/05/2017 18:00
CatofSteel - 05/03/2017 22:00
Danielle22291 - 29/04/2017 17:27 - United States - Indianapolis
thanks dad - 04/01/2018 19:00
I'mnotsmarttheothersarestupid - 26/01/2017 14:37 - Austria - Vienna
Reggie - 27/04/2018 19:00
Thanks for your help, dude
Anonymous - 27/04/2017 00:00 - Netherlands - Utrecht
bad boss - 03/04/2018 01:30
Anonymous - 27/09/2017 03:09
itsawash
Hey, guys. OP here. The situation is actually a bit more complicated than I made it out to be initially, but the FML is pretty much the gist. I can't go into too many details but here's what basically happened. I had actually asked for resume advice by someone who already worked at the company I was applying to. Let's call this person Mat. This person gave actual solid advice right up until he told me to make up work experience. I didn't do that, obviously, but I listed all prior relevant work experience, which included a company that had since gone out of business. Everything was fine until about a couple of weeks later when I was fired over the weekend. I later found out that Mat had also been fired. It was implied that I wasn't the only employee implicated in his shenanigans. I tried going to HR to clear my name, but everyone just wanted the whole debacle over and done with. I'm also pretty sure my life would've been very difficult had I decided to pursue legal action. I just happened to get caught up in company politics, that's all. Not much I can do about it now.
'Earmeout! - 28/04/2017 12:04
Pixiewolfe
Wow my life really sucks with two FMLs published in a month. Luckily she did not actually cut any part of the ear off. It was painful and bleeding a lot but I'm no van Gogh look a like.
Fun fun fun
levsterx -
Breaking news: bratwurst mayhem!
Anonymous - 31/01/2017 03:39 - United States - Madison
sarcasmismyno1
OP here. It happened. No apologies, lesson learned. Welcome to WI life. It's different up here, ya know.
Rob - 07/11/2018 03:00
TubaAssassin - 28/11/2017 06:00
now my watch begins - 31/07/2017 04:00 - United States - Simi Valley
Sex vs. housework
hesitator - 01/07/2017 18:00 - Slovenia - Ljubljana
Username checks out.
I can't stand leg puns - 25/06/2018 18:00 - United Kingdom - Feltham
Controlling
Anonymous -
seriously - 14/04/2018 01:30
Gross
Sticky floor - 27/07/2018 05:00
Anonymous - 16/04/2018 19:00
Surprise!
PartyPooper - 18/09/2018 03:00 - Netherlands
badbowel - 31/01/2018 13:00 - United States - Utica
lonely-mind - 04/09/2017 16:00
bestbfever - 17/05/2017 02:00
I'm the OP. So, let's be clear: I'm "5'6" and height isn't a big deal for me. What was important to me was that he lied. He also showed up to our meeting stoned off his ass, and then proceeded to throw a muddy basketball at me (which got all over my new shirt). Definitely not Prince Charming. I got out of there ASAP! I guess online dating just isn't my cup of tea. Thanks for the FML though! :)