Love: Today, my boyfriend borrowed my Jane Norman dress to wear to... - FML

Nearly

28/09/2021 01:05

Today, I found out my dog of 11 years has very severe cancer. Her spleen, which has swollen to the size of a football, had a small rupture a day ago and would fatally within a week, we'll be putting her down tomorrow. FML

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27/09/2021 06:27

Today, I have to get up and go to work. FML

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Spicy

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By thethrowawayplace - 15/10/2021 17:00

Spicy

Today, my friend was watching a black guy getting yelled at by the cops on TV. He then decided to yell, "Wow, ni***** really don't know how to behave!" When I didn't react, he yelled it over and over, until I slunk into my room. He knows I'm part black. FML

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Grind mindset

By MyStomachHurts - 15/10/2021 05:00

Spicy

Today, my boss wrote me up for taking too many bathroom breaks. I tried calling in sick with a bad case of indigestion, but he told me to just power through it because, "it can't possibly be that bad." I have been in severe, persistent discomfort the whole damn day. FML

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31/10/2010 18:25

Today, my boyfriend borrowed my Jane Norman dress to wear to a Halloween party. He got hammered, threw up all over it, and fell unconscious on the shower floor. FML

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Taking stock

You tried

Phantom pooper

14/04/2012 05:41

Today, my boss fired me because he wants to start dating my mother and apparently doesn't want it to be "awkward." FML

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07/10/2011 05:55

Today, I was at work as a cashier. An old lady unbagged everything I had, and angrily "taught" me how to bag. She put potatoes on her eggs and broke them. She then screamed that I was useless and retarded in front of all my other customers and manager. FML

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06/10/2017 13:00

Today, I pinched a nerve in my shoulder while pulling the bedcovers higher in the morning. After excruciating pain all day, I climbed back into bed at night, twisting my knee in the process. FML

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24/03/2016 14:03

Today, I managed to have 17 different nosebleeds throughout the most important job interview of my life. I managed to bleed all over my own suit, my résumé, the carpet, and the corridor leading to the bathroom. FML

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15/06/2019 02:25

Today, while I was walking along the sidewalk, someone passed by and said, "Tuck that nose in." FML

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15/04/2016 19:00

Today, after months of patiently trying to help my girlfriend deal with her anger issues, she dumped me in a blind rage for sneezing. FML

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20/01/2009 20:41

Today, my brother's girlfriend dumped him. I overheard my mom tell him "It could be worse. Your brother can't even get a girlfriend". FML

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Messed up

By mee - 10/10/2020 05:01

Today, I started new meds because I’ve been emotionally numb since I was 14. I never learned how to manage real feelings and I’m on a rollercoaster that involves crying over nothing, feeling jealous of my husband’s Xbox, and getting angry at inanimate objects. Is there a return policy on this? FML

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19/05/2015 19:53

Today, in my film class, we were watching Schindler's List. At least, we tried. The moron next to me kept interrupting the most intense scenes with a very loud, "I don't get it." Not only did she break the focus of the class, but we had to keep stopping the movie to explain it to her. FML

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Work sucks, I know

By Anonymous - 06/05/2021 14:01

Today, I had to go hands-on at work while choking on mace with a man who was mentally disturbed, and it could have been avoided if my supervisor had been less concerned with asserting dominance and instead let the guy come to grips with his situation. Great use of my college degrees. FML

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14/10/2009 08:21

Today, I won an award at school for my hard work. Afterwards, my parents told me off. Why? They wanted my brother to get it instead of me. FML

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31/03/2014 22:10

Today, my dad got me one of those word locks for my gym locker, for which the password had to be a four-letter word instead of numbers. My dad chose the combo for me. It was "diet". FML

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19/06/2012 16:38

Today, I got into a huge fight with a girl at school. My mom and dad decided to punish me by letting my three older brothers pick out my wardrobe for the next week. FML

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19/06/2009 04:04

Today, my older brother told me that no matter how fast you run at automatic sliding doors, they'll open in time. So I ran at a pair. They don't. FML

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03/04/2014 07:44

Today, my dog wouldn't stop pestering me while I was eating some chocolate mousse. I tried to get him to leave me alone for a bit by pretending to throw the mousse far away. The pot stayed in my hand, but I covered the furniture in chocolate mousse. My dog enjoyed cleaning it up. FML

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26/07/2009 13:05

Spicy

Today, it was my boyfriends birthday and I saw he was logged in on ooVoo. He sent me a request to video chat so I decided to take off all of my clothes to surprise him. Little did I know, his entire family was at his house and at the computer because he, "wanted to show them what a great girlfriend I am." FML

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17/08/2013 22:56

Spicy

Today, after a long and stressful day, I started fooling around with my boyfriend. When we finally got to the main event, I found out that we couldn't, because he'd used all his condoms to make water balloons. FML

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Life goals

By BlackRose - 07/08/2021 18:01

Today, I realized I’d rather be the crazy cat lady rather than get married and have kids like a normal human. FML

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Trolled by technology

By Rightswiper - 26/07/2017 05:00

Today, as soon as I put my card into an ATM, the words "Out of Order" popped up and it would not return my card. Since I was at the bank, I got a free replacement. Trying to draw money again the second machine did the same thing and a third card costs more than what I have in my account. FML

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Smell test

By Anonymous - 27/09/2021 10:59

Today, I went on a date with a guy from Bumble. It was going well, with dinner and a walk on the waterfront, until he started complaining about skincare products, "People with eczema use that nasty cream, it's so sticky and smells horrible." I have severe eczema. FML

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03/01/2010 01:17

Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend didn't get me a present. He did, however, get me a card from our cat. He signed it "Have a purrrrfect birthday." Then he left to go to work. I was alone all day long. FML

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09/08/2009 07:28

Today, I was at the mall with my little brother. I saw him touching some expensive objects, so I slapped his arm. I noticed he wasn't my brother when he started crying and his real mom slapped me in the face. FML

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Slot machine addicts

By Hospoh8r - 24/03/2021 18:01

Today, I'm working in hospitality. I was serving a customer when another customer came up to cash in from the pokies. I told them I'd be there in a minute, and they said OK. By the time I got to them, they were complaining to my boss. Guess whose side was taken? FML

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09/08/2010 14:38

Today, my boyfriend forgot our anniversary. But it's okay; I wasn't expecting anything after he forgot my birthday, Valentine's Day, and my name. FML

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05/07/2012 00:50

Today, I bought a home at a bargain. It will need 5 grand in repairs to fix plumbing and electric, but it's mine. When I pulled up the listing to show pictures to my friends, there was a new listing that was in the same neighborhood, and a larger, nicer house that is move in ready. Same price. FML

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24/01/2010 23:58

Today, while babysitting, the little boy explained to me why I was single, reasons such as 'unattractive' and 'not the girlfriend type'. I cried. FML

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28/12/2018 16:00

Today, my violent geriatric patient was trying to escape the facility. When I intervened, she poked my belly then told me I was squishy and that I might explode. FML

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07/11/2009 07:06

Spicy

Today, my wife told me she had stopped taking her anti-depressants a month ago in hopes of increasing her non-existent sex drive. I asked her if it had helped, and was about to suggest she start taking them again for her own wellbeing. She replied with, "Anyway, I'm just not attracted to you." FML

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28/04/2011 10:28

Today, my football coach thought it would be a good idea to get drunk, run to the other sideline, and scream, "WELCOME TO SPARTA, BITCH!" This would've been funny if he weren't also my dad. FML

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14/08/2018 06:00

Today, my dad asked my help with a computer problem. Whenever he logged on Facebook, every single advertisement appeared to be hardcore porn. I had to awkwardly explain that these ads are based on his browsing habits. FML

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11/12/2009 06:23

Today, I told a customer at the drive-thru I couldn't hear him as he had his music blaring too loud. The customer then drove to the window and verbally abused me for listening to my iPod at work. My "iPod" is the headset we use to take orders at the drive-thru. FML

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Family values

By Anonymous - 10/04/2020 23:00

Today, I discovered that my very recent ex-fiancé tried to bang his sister-in-law several times while we were still together. The best part? She’s my son's teacher and she waited until we'd broken up to tell me. FML

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17/04/2015 19:50

Today, my boss showed me a two-page letter from a customer, complaining about me because I couldn't honor a coupon that expired in 2009. He agreed that I did the right thing by refusing it, but said it would be a black mark on my record anyway due to the complaint. FML

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02/12/2016 00:44

Today, the pizza delivery man and I know more about each other than me and my family ever have. FML

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27/05/2009 04:50

Today, I was taking out the trash and I came upon a bill from a veterinary hospital. It was for $50 and it was a bill to put my dog down. My Dad said my dog was missing and I put hundreds of signs around the city. FML

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24/02/2015 22:25

Spicy

Today, I had a talk with my daughter about how I hope her first boyfriend is a special one because 'spending the night' with a boy is a big deal. She replied with a giggle, "Mom, I lost my virginity in a parking lot three years ago!" FML

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22/02/2018 15:00

Today, I came out as transgender to my extremely accepting and religious family over Facebook. My feed is currently flooded with plans for my exorcism. FML

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19/05/2018 01:30

Today, after dating a guy for 2 months, things seemed to be going well. I offered to buy dinner and trusted he would keep in mind that I'm a college student on a budget. He picked the restaurant, ran up the bill over $100, made me pay, and dumped me right after. FML

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11/09/2011 04:19

Today, my father in law drunkenly announced at dinner that he wished my husband had married my best friend. No one stuck up for me. Not even my husband. FML

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11/03/2012 01:41

Today, I had a date with a woman. She brought her dog along. Every time when I touched her, the jealous male dog began to bark and tried to bite me. FML

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Monday 1 November 2010 0:15

Your boyfriend borrowed your dress, and you're only worried that he threw up on it? Uhh... I don't wanna be the one to tell you, but...

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Monday 1 November 2010 0:32

WTF is a jane norman?

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Monday 1 November 2010 0:09

Get a new man.

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Monday 1 November 2010 0:45

dude it's not that serious, it's a jersey thing. snookie want smush smush!

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Sunday 7 November 2010 5:08

agreed

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Monday 1 November 2010 0:15

Your boyfriend borrowed your dress, and you're only worried that he threw up on it? Uhh... I don't wanna be the one to tell you, but...

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Monday 1 November 2010 0:21

lol he only borrowed it for a costume

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Monday 1 November 2010 2:19

That's what 'he' said! ;)

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Monday 1 November 2010 0:22

bet he'll be sorry when the pictures go up on facebook :D

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Monday 1 November 2010 0:28

he/she sounds like a keeper

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Monday 1 November 2010 0:29

"LIKE OHMIGOD!!! MY BOYFRIEND RUINED MY FAV DRESS!!1!1" Get over it.

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Monday 1 November 2010 0:31

didnt say he ruined it, you not heard of a washing machine? anyway, whats your problem?

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Monday 1 November 2010 0:52

I'm pretty sure it can not be put in the washer...and if he fell in the shower, I'm thinking it may have gotten a little wet, although, op did not say, but I'm guessing and it's just a guess, the dress is a loss!!!!

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Monday 1 November 2010 0:56

I'm surprised a comment as light as that was moderated.

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Monday 1 November 2010 1:03

Saying something that could qualify as "not an FML" or "get over it" will get you moderated. Anyway, the FML probably wasn't solely based on the dress, even though she mentioned the designer. He took something of hers, was careless, and possibly wrecked said borrowed item. I say took because it seems the OP wasn't at the party and the boyfriend didn't ask her permission, since it was most likely an expensive dress. I don't know about you, but I wouldn't let my boyfriend borrow a dress that's expensive if he intends to party in it.

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Monday 1 November 2010 0:32

WTF is a jane norman?

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Monday 1 November 2010 0:33

its a brand

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Monday 1 November 2010 0:39

I guessed that much. But is it high end or something? Never heard of it

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Monday 1 November 2010 1:27

It's not expensive, but also not cheap. I'd say exclusive. you only buy it when you're really in love with it and when you think you deserved it. Welcome to Jane Norman :p

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Monday 1 November 2010 2:35

It's only in the UK as far as I know. Dresses average in the £30 - £90 range.

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Monday 1 November 2010 6:42

its also available in the netherlands. i work at a jane norman shop.

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Wednesday 3 November 2010 14:42

Jane Norman is discusting

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Saturday 30 June 2012 6:00

Is it like Anne Taylor ?

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Monday 1 November 2010 0:32

Party, Party, Party let's all get wasted

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Monday 1 November 2010 2:04

shake it for me babygirl do it buttnaked

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Monday 1 November 2010 0:41

that's what you get for having a boyfriend that where's a dress!!!!

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Monday 1 November 2010 0:43

*wears*

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Monday 1 November 2010 0:45

lolz

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Monday 1 November 2010 0:50

Video or pics?