By 'Earmeout! Today, I went to the hairdressers for a quick cut and wash. I didn't expect my ear to be included in it. FML I agree, your life sucks 4861 You deserved it 295 20 Comments Favorite Tweet Share Pixiewolfe tells us more : Wow my life really sucks with two FMLs published in a month. Luckily she did not actually cut any part of the ear off. It was painful and bleeding a lot but I'm no van Gogh look a like.