By 'Earmeout! - 28/04/2017 12:04

Today, I went to the hairdressers for a quick cut and wash. I didn't expect my ear to be included in it. FML
I agree, your life sucks 4 880
You deserved it 298

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Wow my life really sucks with two FMLs published in a month. Luckily she did not actually cut any part of the ear off. It was painful and bleeding a lot but I'm no van Gogh look a like.

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So they gave you the Van Gogh look, am I right?

Took the phrase "just a little off the top" a bit too literally lol

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Ouch, I felt the pain just by reading this

So they gave you the Van Gogh look, am I right?

That's just awkward. Why would the wash your ear?

My mom cut the top of my ear when I was little by mistake. She was more traumatized than I was.

Took the phrase "just a little off the top" a bit too literally lol

Knock it off! If you keep blabbing, everyone will want a complimentary ear cut.

Ouch!! I hope you gave them an earful!

I feel like a Van Gogh joke is too easy but fuck it

Wow my life really sucks with two FMLs published in a month. Luckily she did not actually cut any part of the ear off. It was painful and bleeding a lot but I'm no van Gogh look a like.

Maybe closer to evander holyfield

I want to known that how much you pay for your hairstyle.

i get my hair relaxed with chemicals usually along with the treatment, wash and cut so it's about £60 every 8 weeks. Or £20 for the wash and cut if I am going somewhere special.