Gross

By Sticky floor - 27/07/2018 05:00

Today, my best friend and roommate has decided to "stop being controlled by society" while at home. This involves him walking around naked, masturbating whenever he wants, and not cleaning up his guys. I've stepped in it three times already. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 34

Punch him in the face every time you catch him jerking off. If he complains, tell him society no longer controls you.

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real life problems 26

Society has nothing to do with having some self control and not being a disgusting slob. That's just an excuse to be a lazy shitbag

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Punch him in the face every time you catch him jerking off. If he complains, tell him society no longer controls you.

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Charlie Given 26

Go take a shit in his bed then put the covers up when he bitchs about it how e him the same loser ass excuse that'll teach him.🤔😈

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RichardPencil 30

Society has a way of getting rebels to come around.

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julfunky 29

So society was the only thing that made him clean up his ****? ... ... Ew.

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Suzi_d16 27

That’s exactly the point. He previously cleaned it up because of society. Society no longer controls him so he doesn’t clean it up anymore. Ergo, he only cleaned it up because of society.

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real life problems 26

Society has nothing to do with having some self control and not being a disgusting slob. That's just an excuse to be a lazy shitbag

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thatslifeiguess7 16

911 Time for a 72 hour hold

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RichardPencil 30

Tell him he’s a hypocrite because society forces him to stay home and **********. If he were truly free, he’d go out and stick his dick into any hole he liked. Then, you’ll have the place to yourself, ****-free.

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Mungolikecandy 19

Sounds like your best friend is having some form of breakdown.

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Dragonmastergod 14

pour honey on his bed so he has to live with something sticky

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ojosRojos 28

I walk around naked in my house all the time lol but who would just leave their cum everywhere?! I’m a woman so I might not be knowledgeable in that area, but I’m pretty sure that’s not normal. Your roommate needs psychological help.

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