By Anonymous - 17/03/2017 19:00 - Australia - Perth

Today, something in my shoe was bothering me at work. After about 30 minutes, I finally had a chance to fix it. There was a squashed lizard in my shoe. FML
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WCARlover 34
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Dude, it was just trying to save you money on car insurance

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Colon_Man 17
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As someone who put his shoe on and found a mouse - I feel ya, brah.

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WCARlover 34
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Dude, it was just trying to save you money on car insurance

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Cali 54
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Poor little guy.

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Cynical_1 26
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I hope it wasn't the GEICO gecko, I love that little guy!

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Konarika 11
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Australia. Why am I not surprised?

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species4872 19

Just wait until it's mother comes looking.

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species4872 19

Hang on a minute, Perth.... I suppose it's still Australia to the rest of ya.

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Sheepiebeepie 26
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To the rest of us? All it says is Australia - Western Australia what else could we believe it to be?

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Konarika 11
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Australia. Why am I not surprised?

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darshini_ii 24
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Did you apologize to it? You most likely squashed it when it was taking a casual snooze.

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Colon_Man 17
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As someone who put his shoe on and found a mouse - I feel ya, brah.

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morningmonster 18

'stralia, mate

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species4872 19

Lenny the leaping lizard will leap no more.

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vegantreegirl 26
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Sadly, I can one up this. My husband and I had smelled something weird in our bedroom. We searched high and low and cleaned extra good. Opened windows to air it out, but nothing. Finally we figured out the dog bed was stinky. I went to wash it and a moldy dead lizard fell out from between the cushions. :( My guess is my naughty cat killed it and stashed it in the dog's bed (the dog in my profile picture.) So gross. I washed that dog bed really well.

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Bearsmomma 30
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Rhodesian Ridgeback? We have a female "slickback". Beautiful.

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Allie614032 34
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This is more of an 'F the lizard's life'.

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Demon_of_Light 27
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His significantly shortened life :(

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