By Anonymous - 17/03/2017 19:00 - Australia - Perth

Today, something in my shoe was bothering me at work. After about 30 minutes, I finally had a chance to fix it. There was a squashed lizard in my shoe. FML
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WCARlover 34

Dude, it was just trying to save you money on car insurance

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Colon_Man 17

As someone who put his shoe on and found a mouse - I feel ya, brah.

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WCARlover 34

Dude, it was just trying to save you money on car insurance

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Cynical_1 26

I hope it wasn't the GEICO gecko, I love that little guy!

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species4872 19

Just wait until it's mother comes looking.

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species4872 19

Hang on a minute, Perth.... I suppose it's still Australia to the rest of ya.

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Sheepiebeepie 26

To the rest of us? All it says is Australia - Western Australia what else could we believe it to be?

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darshini_ii 24

Did you apologize to it? You most likely squashed it when it was taking a casual snooze.

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Colon_Man 17

As someone who put his shoe on and found a mouse - I feel ya, brah.

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morningmonster 18

'stralia, mate

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species4872 19

Lenny the leaping lizard will leap no more.

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vegantreegirl 26

Sadly, I can one up this. My husband and I had smelled something weird in our bedroom. We searched high and low and cleaned extra good. Opened windows to air it out, but nothing. Finally we figured out the dog bed was stinky. I went to wash it and a moldy dead lizard fell out from between the cushions. :( My guess is my naughty cat killed it and stashed it in the dog's bed (the dog in my profile picture.) So gross. I washed that dog bed really well.

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Bearsmomma 30

Rhodesian Ridgeback? We have a female "slickback". Beautiful.

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