FML : Breaking news: bratwurst mayhem!

Breaking news: bratwurst mayhem!

Today, having forgotten my knife at home, I nervously took a bite of my cheesy brat at work. It didn’t splatter on my clothes like I worried it would, but it did splatter all over my desk, keyboard, computer screen, and paperwork. I can't get the cheese out from under the keys. FML

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OP here. It happened. No apologies, lesson learned. Welcome to WI life. It's different up here, ya know.

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 31 January 2017 03:39 / United States - Madison

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By infinitemonkey | 21

#7400577 - Sunday 29 January 2017 18:03

This is the most Wisconsin FML ever.

By DraconicFeline | 31

#7400586 - Sunday 29 January 2017 18:10

If you were worried it would splatter, why would you choose to eat it anywhere near these things...?

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By infinitemonkey | 21

#7400577 - Sunday 29 January 2017 18:03

This is the most Wisconsin FML ever.

RichardPencil | 27

#7400608 - Sunday 29 January 2017 18:42

Ya, hey!

She'd have to have spattered her beer and her Aaron Rogers bobblehead to be more Wisconsin!

Bamidgey | 11

#7400637 - Sunday 29 January 2017 19:37

I'm from Wisconsin, and this is a daily problem.

By OhYouAreOffended | 11

#7400585 - Sunday 29 January 2017 18:10

I've never had a cheesy brat that cheesey before, but also I've never been to Wisconsin.

By DraconicFeline | 31

#7400586 - Sunday 29 January 2017 18:10

If you were worried it would splatter, why would you choose to eat it anywhere near these things...?

draftskink | 23

#7400626 - Sunday 29 January 2017 19:13

Thinking the same thing lol

LyricaSilvan | 29

#7400693 - Sunday 29 January 2017 20:52

It would seem some people only think things through about halfway.

Isabela O'Connor | 3

#7415121 - Thursday 23 February 2017 7:13

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

By Bman54 | 19

#7400599 - Sunday 29 January 2017 18:24

What the heck is a cheesy brat?

InfiniteSunshine | 32

#7400615 - Sunday 29 January 2017 18:52

From what I understand, brat is short for bratwurst, which is a kind of sausage. So this would basically be a cheese filled sausage.

thehaystackerine | 16

#7400620 - Sunday 29 January 2017 19:02

heaven on a bun

becre8ve | 9

#7400634 - Sunday 29 January 2017 19:32

Cheese mixed in with the meat during the sausage making process

GreedyGreedo | 10

#7400712 - Sunday 29 January 2017 21:27

A brat with cheese in it...

GreedyGreedo | 10

#7400713 - Sunday 29 January 2017 21:27

A brat with cheese in it...

cootiequeen4444 | 11

#7401014 - Monday 30 January 2017 5:36

a spoiled child that likes to tell corny jokes and watch chick flicks. Cannibalism is bad, OP! >:(

By RichardPencil | 27

#7400600 - Sunday 29 January 2017 18:26

Don't worry, the mice will come and clean out that cheese for you.

By Solano2580 | 24

#7400696 - Sunday 29 January 2017 20:53

YDI. If you really needed to eat so close to your workspace then you should have gone with something less messy.

hortiz1 | 7

#7400932 - Monday 30 January 2017 2:21

You should've ate in the breakroom like a normal person.

By Moerighan | 23

#7400954 - Monday 30 January 2017 3:49

There's these things they invented called napkins? Maybe you've heard of them? Why not give it a go next time and wrap your brat.

By swervelol | 28

#7400995 - Monday 30 January 2017 4:55

I didn't know that cheesy brats were so strange to other people... then again I live in Wisconsin! We know the struggle all too well best of luck cleaning that mess.