Breaking news: bratwurst mayhem!
Today, having forgotten my knife at home, I nervously took a bite of my cheesy brat at work. It didn’t splatter on my clothes like I worried it would, but it did splatter all over my desk, keyboard, computer screen, and paperwork. I can't get the cheese out from under the keys. FML
OP here. It happened. No apologies, lesson learned. Welcome to WI life. It's different up here, ya know.