Breaking news: bratwurst mayhem!

By Anonymous - 31/01/2017 03:39 - United States - Madison

Today, having forgotten my knife at home, I nervously took a bite of my cheesy brat at work. It didn’t splatter on my clothes like I worried it would, but it did splatter all over my desk, keyboard, computer screen, and paperwork. I can't get the cheese out from under the keys. FML
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OP here. It happened. No apologies, lesson learned. Welcome to WI life. It's different up here, ya know.

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infinitemonkey 21
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This is the most Wisconsin FML ever.

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DraconicFeline 31
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If you were worried it would splatter, why would you choose to eat it anywhere near these things...?

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infinitemonkey 21
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This is the most Wisconsin FML ever.

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RichardPencil 30
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Ya, hey! She'd have to have spattered her beer and her Aaron Rogers bobblehead to be more Wisconsin!

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Bamidgey 11
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I'm from Wisconsin, and this is a daily problem.

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OhYouAreOffended 11
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I've never had a cheesy brat that cheesey before, but also I've never been to Wisconsin.

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DraconicFeline 31
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If you were worried it would splatter, why would you choose to eat it anywhere near these things...?

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draftskink 23
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Thinking the same thing lol

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LyricaSilvan 29
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It would seem some people only think things through about halfway.

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Isabela O'Connor 3
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Bman54 19
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What the heck is a cheesy brat?

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InfiniteSunshine 32
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From what I understand, brat is short for bratwurst, which is a kind of sausage. So this would basically be a cheese filled sausage.

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thehaystackerine 20

heaven on a bun

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becre8ve 9
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Cheese mixed in with the meat during the sausage making process

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GreedyGreedo 10
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A brat with cheese in it...

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GreedyGreedo 10
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A brat with cheese in it...

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cootiequeen4444 11
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a spoiled child that likes to tell corny jokes and watch chick flicks. Cannibalism is bad, OP! >:(

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RichardPencil 30
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Don't worry, the mice will come and clean out that cheese for you.

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Solano2580 24
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YDI. If you really needed to eat so close to your workspace then you should have gone with something less messy.

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hortiz1 7
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You should've ate in the breakroom like a normal person.

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Moerighan 23
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There's these things they invented called napkins? Maybe you've heard of them? Why not give it a go next time and wrap your brat.

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swervelol 28
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I didn't know that cheesy brats were so strange to other people... then again I live in Wisconsin! We know the struggle all too well best of luck cleaning that mess.

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HaleyMae321 5
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First of all sounds like you deserved it. Second, when you're so American you imagine a spoiled child covered in cheese ?

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sandman676 20
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Keyboard keys are removable for cleaning fml

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