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Today, my cat cracked my phone screen by sneezing on it. FML

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By CatofSteel - / Sunday 5 March 2017 22:00 /

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By RusticChick | 27

#7420758 - Sunday 5 March 2017 22:06

I am extremely curious how this happened.

By ScratchCatPower | 32

#7420773 - Sunday 5 March 2017 22:22

I'm guessing the cat sneezed and slammed its head against the phone screen by mistake? Poor cat.

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By RusticChick | 27

#7420758 - Sunday 5 March 2017 22:06

I am extremely curious how this happened.

griffind0rk | 10

#7420774 - Sunday 5 March 2017 22:27

Careful, it might kill you.

evilplatypus | 36

#7420802 - Sunday 5 March 2017 23:33

Yeah, I'm gonna need some follow up from OP on this one...

popularblock66 | 4

#7421246 - Monday 6 March 2017 22:37

I phones break easily so I'm guessing the cat sneezed on one

By Solano2580 | 24

#7420759 - Sunday 5 March 2017 22:09

That's what happens when you buy an Iphone.

LyricaSilvan | 29

#7420791 - Sunday 5 March 2017 23:09

The iPhone jokes are beyond old by now.

By ScratchCatPower | 32

#7420773 - Sunday 5 March 2017 22:22

I'm guessing the cat sneezed and slammed its head against the phone screen by mistake? Poor cat.

By Dark_Cecilia | 20

#7420781 - Sunday 5 March 2017 22:41

Thundercat?

By Jhk9000 | 22

#7420786 - Sunday 5 March 2017 22:48

I'm guessing that's a poor quality screen you got.

By grajax | 24

#7420809 - Sunday 5 March 2017 23:42

Are you sure it's not superman?

By great_nate | 14

#7420834 - Monday 6 March 2017 1:23

Dafuq did I just read???

By darshini_ii | 22

#7420885 - Monday 6 March 2017 4:15

Your cat has evolved. It's a mutant.

By sexualchoclate | 3

#7420888 - Monday 6 March 2017 4:30

It's an acid cat

By shekinahflame | 12

#7420893 - Monday 6 March 2017 5:17

its ok. my cat stepped on my old phone and web cracked it. she was so heavy one paw stepped on it and cracked while i slept

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