Animals: Today, my cat cracked my phone screen by sneezing on it. FML

By CatofSteel - 05/03/2017 22:00

Today, my cat cracked my phone screen by sneezing on it. FML

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By ciotter - 08/01/2011 08:57 - United States

Today, my cat sneezed directly into my open eyeball. FML

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By MistofAvalon - 24/04/2020 14:00

Today, my cat woke me up announcing he was hungry by standing on my bedside table. This placed him both next to and above my head. Did he do this by meowing? Nope. Did he do it by tapping me with his little paw? Not that either. He sneezed all over my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2021 05:01

Today, my cat jumped on my chest while I was sleeping and head-butted my nose to show she loves me. It was hard enough to crack it. FML

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No typing! Only petting!

By Anonymous - 28/01/2023 15:00

Today, my cat decided to use my keyboard as a scratching post, and now my computer won't work. FML

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No napping, only feeding

By Not Helping - 06/07/2022 02:59 - United States - Steele

Today, I've had a cold that just won't go away for the past few days. After staying painfully awake for most of the day, I eventually fell asleep in the afternoon. When I woke up, I found my hungry cat sitting on my chest. She then sneezed in my face and walked out of the room. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2023 13:00 - United States - Hillsboro

Today, I dropped a bottle when moving my cat supplies. and just my luck it fell onto my iPhone and broke the screen. I don’t have enough money to replace it. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2016 00:25 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I gave my cat a little kiss on the head. Just as I was about to tell him I love him, he sneezed directly into my face. It's been two hours and I still can't get the taste of cat snot out of my mouth. I probably need to get a life. FML

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By alexarbusto - 06/05/2020 02:00

Today, my phone fell in my cat's water bowl overnight. I'm currently writing this from my laptop. FML

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By catlover - 20/05/2009 09:07 - Australia

Today, my cat kept sneezing all morning so I took her to the vet. $150 later and the vet says she's fine. I get home and the noise starts up again. My automatic air freshener spray sounds just like my cat sneezing. FML

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By no - 08/12/2016 14:37 - United States - New York

Today, my cat jumped out a fourth-story window when I went to pet her. FML

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RusticChick 27

Sunday 5 March 2017 22:06

I am extremely curious how this happened.

ScratchCatPower 32

Sunday 5 March 2017 22:22

I'm guessing the cat sneezed and slammed its head against the phone screen by mistake? Poor cat.

Comments

RusticChick 27

Sunday 5 March 2017 22:06

I am extremely curious how this happened.

griffind0rk 10

Sunday 5 March 2017 22:27

Careful, it might kill you.

evilplatypus 38

Sunday 5 March 2017 23:33

Yeah, I'm gonna need some follow up from OP on this one...

popularblock66 4

Monday 6 March 2017 22:37

I phones break easily so I'm guessing the cat sneezed on one

Solano2580 24

Sunday 5 March 2017 22:09

That's what happens when you buy an Iphone.

LyricaSilvan 29

Sunday 5 March 2017 23:09

The iPhone jokes are beyond old by now.

ScratchCatPower 32

Sunday 5 March 2017 22:22

I'm guessing the cat sneezed and slammed its head against the phone screen by mistake? Poor cat.

Dark_Cecilia 20

Sunday 5 March 2017 22:41

Thundercat?

Jhk9000 23

Sunday 5 March 2017 22:48

I'm guessing that's a poor quality screen you got.

grajax 24

Sunday 5 March 2017 23:42

Are you sure it's not superman?

great_nate 24

Monday 6 March 2017 1:23

Dafuq did I just read???

darshini_ii 24

Monday 6 March 2017 4:15

Your cat has evolved. It's a mutant.

sexualchoclate 3

Monday 6 March 2017 4:30

It's an acid cat

shekinahflame 12

Monday 6 March 2017 5:17

its ok. my cat stepped on my old phone and web cracked it. she was so heavy one paw stepped on it and cracked while i slept

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