Why do you believe the Earth is flat?

for the love of god please tell me you were the one that was on the round side

Don’t be close-minded, be closed-mouthed.

There’s no way to win with idiot flat-earthers. You are just wasting time and effort in a futile pursuit. How will society benefit if you get one moron to admit that the Earth is nearly spherical?

The problem with this statement is the fact that we do not know what side she was on.

I think I got it right.

The flat-earther side doesn’t call the round-earthers “close-minded,” they call them “gullible” and “mindless sheep who buy into the gubbermint conspiracy!”

My grandfather used to say, "Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time, and annoys the pig."

I have accepted that people can be extremely stupid and ignorant of science...but flat earthers are so extreme that I find it hard to believe that they aren't just all trolling.

I researched it, because I thought they were trolling too. I believe sources say 2% of them seriously believe the Earth is flat. Something about religion. If the earth is round then Jesus isn't real so the Earth must be flat... I don't understand those dumb asses either...

What in the world is going on here?

I don't know what pisses me off more Flat-Earthers or Anti-Vaxers. Unfortunately for me my younger brother IS BOTH.

Just convince him that vaccines are a ploy to turn humanity into livestock, perpetuated by the mole people on the underside of the earth.

come on now, maybe we should be a little more accepting of flat earthers. i mean they have supporters all around the globe.

he is kinda right tho, let them be ignorant and don't waste your breath.

Earth is a fucking cube, everyone knows that!

No, I'm pretty sure the Earth is a triangular pyramid. I would know, I am after all an astrology major.

Translation: We're not paying you to argue with morons. Shut the fuck up and get on with your work.