Today, my husband cleaned out our fireplace and found a very dead, mummified bat. After chasing me around the house with it, he set it atop the mantel. He refuses to get rid of it, and calls it "Henry". FML
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jbuckets_404
| 38
So you mean that you can't get rid of it while your husband's gone???
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Shelly_G
| 2
You might be able to sell it... there's a lot of people who are interested in owning something like that.
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jbuckets_404
| 38
So you mean that you can't get rid of it while your husband's gone???
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jbuckets_404
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species4872
| 19
No prize.
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ACCOUNTKILLER
| 18
He probably doesn't really want to keep Henry- it's only funny because of how much it bothers you. But if Henry's in good condition and your husband really wants to keep it, he could frame it or make a display in a bell jar and put it on his desk at work or in his man-cave? Then you'll have a conversation-starter piece or at least it'll be somewhere where it's not watching you.
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Shelly_G
| 2
You might be able to sell it... there's a lot of people who are interested in owning something like that.
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Torvaltz
| 23
I would buy Henry
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darshini_ii
| 24
Bury Henry.
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RichardPencil
| 29
Tell him he can fuck "Henry" from now on.
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PenguinBitch
| 43
Bat: I was much alive, thank you very much.
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PenguinBitch
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Bat: I was much alive, thank you very much.
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species4872
| 19
Sounds Bat shit crazy to me.
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GhostFox
| 33
Replace Henry with a rubber bat and see how long it takes him to notice.
(And if he is genuinely that attached to Henry, come up with a compromise like the encasing idea mentioned above.)
(And if he is genuinely that attached to Henry, come up with a compromise like the encasing idea mentioned above.)