So you mean that you can't get rid of it while your husband's gone???

He probably doesn't really want to keep Henry- it's only funny because of how much it bothers you. But if Henry's in good condition and your husband really wants to keep it, he could frame it or make a display in a bell jar and put it on his desk at work or in his man-cave? Then you'll have a conversation-starter piece or at least it'll be somewhere where it's not watching you.

You might be able to sell it... there's a lot of people who are interested in owning something like that.

Bury Henry.

Tell him he can fuck "Henry" from now on.

Bat: I was much alive, thank you very much.

Bat: I was much alive, thank you very much.

Sounds Bat shit crazy to me.

Replace Henry with a rubber bat and see how long it takes him to notice. (And if he is genuinely that attached to Henry, come up with a compromise like the encasing idea mentioned above.)