By BatWife - 29/3/2017 19:00 - United States - New London
Today, my husband cleaned out our fireplace and found a very dead, mummified bat. After chasing me around the house with it, he set it atop the mantel. He refuses to get rid of it, and calls it "Henry". FML
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  species4872  |  19

No prize.

By  ACCOUNTKILLER  |  18

He probably doesn't really want to keep Henry- it's only funny because of how much it bothers you. But if Henry's in good condition and your husband really wants to keep it, he could frame it or make a display in a bell jar and put it on his desk at work or in his man-cave? Then you'll have a conversation-starter piece or at least it'll be somewhere where it's not watching you.

By  species4872  |  19

Sounds Bat shit crazy to me.

By  GhostFox  |  33

Replace Henry with a rubber bat and see how long it takes him to notice.

(And if he is genuinely that attached to Henry, come up with a compromise like the encasing idea mentioned above.)