By Anonymoose - 25/12/2011 11:39 - Switzerland

Today, I stayed up until 4 am. I was waiting for both my cats to fall asleep, so I could play Santa and stuff their stockings in secret. FML
I agree, your life sucks 19 613
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Did you dress as cat Santa? :)

Mr. Kibbles GO BACK TO SLEEP OR SANTA WON'T COME!!!! *Insert troll face here*

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Did you dress as cat Santa? :)

They can has cheeseburger?

Ah the true meaning of Christmas, spending time and giving gifts to loved ones... or in your case your cats.

You know your a lonely cat person when...

That's sooooo cute!

Correction! Santa Claws(:

OP you're a moron, if you knew anything about cats you'd know they're active at night, so you should have played cat Santa during the day when they would have been asleep anyway. You deserve it.

NO 146 NO!!

That's adorable

cats = loved ones~~

I find this extremely adorable:}

Well I'm not a fortune teller, but yours isn't looking so good right now.

Is it a problem to laugh?

Awee that's so cute OP! what did you get them?

Really? You reply to my comment just to be seen? What a douchey way to do it...

No.. I did. As soon as I read it.

Come to think of it... I just got a bag of candy instead of a stocking so i'd rather be one of those cats.

Love to know what she does for them during Easter!

95- or thanksgiving!! Cat food feast!

Forever alone Christmas.

Together alone, my friend.

Yes, yes. I would agree that you have one incredibly FUCKED UP LIFE.

98- you are far less funnier than the far side comics

How long does it take for a cat to fall asleep? No fuckin way am i waiting more than 10 minutes. Patience is a virtue.

76 & 4- at least you two have each other's company!!

@163: Who asked you Hemingway?

(: Aww! Your dedication is cute.

I know right! I think that's sweet!

Plus, this person obviously sees the humor in this situation if they post it as an FML. Which makes this person likable!

My grandma does this kind of thing for her dogs. I mean, she doesn't wait for them to fall asleep, but I still find it nice that people treat their pets as family.

My neighbor has stockings for her dog, cat, and her extended family's pets as well. Although it is a little strange taking it to the extreme OP did, I actually find the thought quite cute:)

*robot voice* But her effort was futile.

164- That's so wonderful. (:

or really sad, depending on how you look at it.

It shows you have a good heart when you'll stuff your pussies stocking

tell me it isn't so!!

Pussycat, Pussycat I love you Yes..... I...... do !

Not really an FML. More like a forever alone.

once again, why is there not a "so what" button I can press?

Crazy cat lady!

my name is earl

Hi earl nice to meet you!

Mr. Kibbles GO BACK TO SLEEP OR SANTA WON'T COME!!!! *Insert troll face here*

Lol. Be better be good kitty! Or else no kitty litter fo yew ;)