By Anonymoose - 25/12/2011 11:39 - Switzerland

Today, I stayed up until 4 am. I was waiting for both my cats to fall asleep, so I could play Santa and stuff their stockings in secret. FML
I agree, your life sucks 19 632
You deserved it 55 474

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Mr25_fml 14

Mr. Kibbles GO BACK TO SLEEP OR SANTA WON'T COME!!!! *Insert troll face here*


kateheartswaffle 0
AlaskanEskimo34 0

Ah the true meaning of Christmas, spending time and giving gifts to loved ones... or in your case your cats.

Damn_Hippster 11

You know your a lonely cat person when...

Sarah_moustache 9

OP you're a moron, if you knew anything about cats you'd know they're active at night, so you should have played cat Santa during the day when they would have been asleep anyway. You deserve it.

Well I'm not a fortune teller, but yours isn't looking so good right now.

Awee that's so cute OP! what did you get them?

Really? You reply to my comment just to be seen? What a douchey way to do it...

ZebcoGirl 0

No.. I did. As soon as I read it.

AlaskanEskimo34 0

Come to think of it... I just got a bag of candy instead of a stocking so i'd rather be one of those cats.

Love to know what she does for them during Easter!

95- or thanksgiving!! Cat food feast!

youngbuck10 9

Yes, yes. I would agree that you have one incredibly ****** UP LIFE.

nublets 12

98- you are far less funnier than the far side comics

AlaskanEskimo34 0

How long does it take for a cat to fall asleep? No ****** way am i waiting more than 10 minutes. Patience is a virtue.

76 & 4- at least you two have each other's company!!

MrsLaferriere 0

(: Aww! Your dedication is cute.

broken_red_wagon 6

Plus, this person obviously sees the humor in this situation if they post it as an FML. Which makes this person likable!

MrsLaferriere 0

My grandma does this kind of thing for her dogs. I mean, she doesn't wait for them to fall asleep, but I still find it nice that people treat their pets as family.

My neighbor has stockings for her dog, cat, and her extended family's pets as well. Although it is a little strange taking it to the extreme OP did, I actually find the thought quite cute:)

*robot voice* But her effort was futile.

MrsLaferriere 0

or really sad, depending on how you look at it.

Buttsexpirate 9

It shows you have a good heart when you'll stuff your ******* stocking

Pussycat, Pussycat I love you Yes..... I...... do !

debatingalways 0

Not really an FML. More like a forever alone.

myoukei 31

once again, why is there not a "so what" button I can press?

Mr25_fml 14

Mr. Kibbles GO BACK TO SLEEP OR SANTA WON'T COME!!!! *Insert troll face here*

Lol. Be better be good kitty! Or else no kitty litter fo yew ;)