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This is actually mine. I can not believe I finally got one published. : ). It's actually the third one we found in the house.
By rubberduckie94 - / Friday 6 April 2012 13:17 / United States
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  hubla  |  0

There once was an old lady who lived in a house who try to catch a mouse,there once was an old lady who lived in a house who tried to catch a mouse when she caught the mouse it was swallowed by a snake, she died the end

  Hidur  |  10

I especially liked the part about the old lady living in the house who tried to catch. she seemed to really hit her stride the second time I read it.

  Cad6  |  24

Well OP, you rattled up quite a situation there. This FML really sssstruck me as hyssssterical. If I may adder, How the HELL did a snake get in your housssse? Interesting as it is, I must slither off to another FML.

  bizarre_ftw  |  21

I'm sorry, but of All places do you really think the USA is the most regionally uniform? >.< geeze people, if you're going to say this kind of shit make sure to turn off your intense stupidity long enough to think about it for half a second

  bizarre_ftw  |  21

111 - just for the record, I may live in the USA, but I'm far from simply getting pissed when people are against it, I just hate stereotypes in general
Especially badly done ones, however apparently shifting names was the problem here, not your intelligence

By  WaSiSimiLang  |  8

Wtf you complaining about? At least the snake ain't slithering free around your house, and there's a chance it ate a mouse which was heading for the trap as well? And look! DIY Snakeskin wallet!

  WaSiSimiLang  |  8

When life sends you snakes, make snakeskin products... After you decapitate it's head, spurt it's blood all over the yard, gouge it's eyes out and pull out its tongue, before sticking it on a spear and leaving it on your doorstep as a warning to others... Just joking... Never show such cruelty to live snakes... Don't bother them and they won't bother you. But a dead snake? Hmm...

  bizarre_ftw  |  21

I'm not so sure.... Trolls who get responses like that usually do it better
I think this Might be a case of a 12yo sleeping on English class then coming home, half reading an FML, and commenting in a regrettable manner


Today, I returned home from college. I found out that my dad ran over my cat months ago and tried to cover it up by having her stuffed. I found it "her" on my bed when I got home. They think that it's sweet that they stuffed the cat they killed. FML

By sadblufly - / Sunday 19 June 2016 03:19 / United States - Louisville
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