By Sergeant - Russian Federation
Today, I fainted in the bathtub. My family broke the door to save me, which is great, but they all saw me naked, which is not so great. My siblings laughed at the size of my penis, my father laughed at the situation, and my mom just cried. FML
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By  neuronerd  |  28

You can't judge the size of a penis when it's flaccid. In any case, I hope they took you to the doctor after. Fainting in the shower can be indicative of autonomic dysfunction, because of excessive drops in blood pressure.

By  ezrajab  |  22

It’s not the SIZE op it’s how you USE it! Keep your head up!