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By OrangeTree12 - 04/04/2009 06:05 - Canada

Today, a really cute guy sat across from me on the bus. He smiled at me, then tensed his muscles and lifted a heavy bag with one arm. Thinking he was trying to act "macho" to impress me, I rolled my eyes and threw him an annoyed/disgusted look. When he got off, I realized he only had one arm. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2010 23:41 - United States

Today, I was riding the public bus and a really fat, smelly guy sat next to me. He put his arm around my shoulder and asked me if I was single. My stop wasn't for three more miles. FML

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By anythingjean - 25/05/2009 21:46 - Canada

Today, I saw a cute guy on the bus. I smiled at him and he smiled back. After a couple of stops, he got off the bus. He bumped into me, turned around, apologized, and winked. I stood there feeling good about myself. Then I realized he stole my wallet. FML

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By theholt - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I saw a man on the bus with the strangest band shirt I have ever seen. I couldn't help but stare at it and try and figure out what the band was… until he turned to me and said, "Why not take a picture, asshole?" then got off the bus. As he walked away, I saw that he was missing an arm. FML

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By busfail - 22/03/2012 18:00 - Canada - Burnaby

Today, while I was on the bus to work, a morbidly obese man sat down next to me. When my stop came and I stood up to get off, he just looked at me, said with a smirk, "good luck with that," and went back to reading his paper. I missed my stop. FML

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By scarlet - 09/05/2011 15:02 - Canada

Today, on the bus, a large smelly man was sat next to me, pushing me against the divider and sliding into me on every turn. When he got up for his stop, his pants had loosened and his bare ass was staring me in the face. FML

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By Whoopsie - 22/02/2012 15:53 - United States

Today, I was sitting on the bus and as I'm quite short my legs were dangling. Some guy, who wasn't looking where he was going, tripped over my foot and went flying. He and everyone else on the bus glared at me like it was deliberate. The man next to me even changed seats in disgust. FML

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By Justme - 30/06/2016 18:20 - United States - Missoula

Today, while I was riding the bus to work, I noticed the guy sitting across from me had shorts on. He also had no underwear on and I could fully see his "parts" just hanging there. I decided to switch seats but as I stood up to move, the bus jerked. I fell face forward right into his "parts". FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2009 05:15 - Canada

Today, I was riding on my usual bus, when I noticed a man staring at me. I was having a really bad day, and said "Can you please stop staring at me?" He then replied with "I'm just trying to look out the window, and your head is in the way. Don't flatter yourself." FML

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By elevatorjerk - 02/09/2009 13:01 - United States

Today, I was going to work and got in the elevator. I was going through my bag for my phone and asked the man in the elevator to push the button for me. He gave me a look of death before I realized he had no arms. FML

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By fmylifebad - 29/04/2009 10:12 - United States

Today, I was on the subway and saw this cute guy eyeing me. I crossed my legs, tossed back my hair, and raised my eyebrows slightly. As he came up to me, my heart started racing until he finally started flirting... with the girl next to me. FML

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woofer_fml 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 15:54

wow. first of all, even if he was trying to charm you, to seem "macho" you should have enjoyed the sentiment of it. second your a total turdwad, for rolling your eyes, thinkin' your better than him, that makes you a double turdwad. YDI imagine how you must have made him feel for being a normal person. turdwad.

amy_shmamy 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 15:51

first you say theres a really cure guy that sat across from you and then you roll your eyes at him?

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Jcsati8 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 15:48

first!

milena28_fml 0

Saturday 28 August 2010 22:06

ydi for being so shallow

Carpy 8

Sunday 1 May 2011 17:00

YDI for being a ******* bitch. Quit acting like a snob as if noone deserves you. You won't get a good guy until you stop being so shallow.

PTERONOPHOBIA 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 15:51

shut the **** up, 1.

amy_shmamy 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 15:51

first you say theres a really cure guy that sat across from you and then you roll your eyes at him?

hershey098 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 8:23

your a bitch don't be mean he has one arm

CaptaiNiLL 0

Friday 27 August 2010 4:50

yea I don't get tht either if u think the person is hot go for it don't be a prick and reject the person so they'll go after u cuz a lot of times they wont

thatsucks42 4

Sunday 3 June 2012 23:18

The lack of correct grammar in this feed disturbs me greatly.

Marine1775 14

Wednesday 23 April 2014 9:48

Right?

lpaz 14

Saturday 25 October 2014 23:21

Somehow, I don't think she was aware til after she threw him that face

woofer_fml 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 15:54

prousey 0

Tuesday 25 May 2010 2:42

turdwad? are you 5?

sportygurl3 0

Thursday 28 October 2010 5:00

amen!! :D

rudysayshi 4

Thursday 25 August 2011 4:06

that's kinda ****** up though so is this man not a normal person because this girl wants sentiment for being a douche to this not normal person

mangoboy1 19

Wednesday 8 October 2014 4:25

women

lpaz 14

Saturday 25 October 2014 23:23

Maybe she thought he was showing off..

jobekka 20

Saturday 4 July 2020 21:50

why should she enjoy it? different people enjoy different things, not nice telling people how to feel..

shaPOW 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 15:54

so you didn't notice that the guy sitting across from you was missing an arm? and you decided that even though you thought he was cute, that you'd act disgusted at what you thought was an attempt to be macho instead of doing that "you're being stupid but i like you" giggle? =P

King_of_Kings 3

Saturday 4 April 2009 15:59

#2 you took the words right out of my mouth. i was literally going to say those exact words. for the OP: that was a little rude on your part. but atleast you didn't say anything bad to him.

TheAntiComment 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 16:01

Guess I know which hand he masterbates with

666midnight 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 16:03

lol @ #7! XD Why roll your eyes at a guy you thought was cute? Unless you're one of them really annoying girls who play hard to get...Seriously if you're interested let them know if not then don't be, don't play games..it's annoying..

UnCensoredBitch 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 16:05

OMG! #7! Mean much? :P

sprinkesrdelish 5

Saturday 4 April 2009 16:06

another girl who thinks everyone is just trying to impress her, only to find out shes a dumb conceited bitch..

LchTessMnstr 3

Thursday 3 September 2009 2:44

#11 FTW! It's conceited bitches like you that give us girls a bad name!! Get over yourself! If he were actually interested, he probably would have done more than smile... YDI.