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Well that was awkward
oh well that's embarassing. now change your name, get plastic surgery, and move to Cuba. because nobody farts! :o dumbass.
op you attention ***** lol
*hears OP fart* *quickly shuffles into corner and hides*
You're doing it wrong! You're supposed to cough and fart. Family Guy reference FTW! Actually though, I tried it, and it actually works! So does letting it out really slowly. Sit on your foot and you can let it out sooooooo slow. (I've had an intestinal problem before where any kind of juice would give me massive gas. It totally sucked but I learned how to fart without any sound whatsoever! Awesome!!!)
lol now everyone will think of you as the guy who farted loudly in class
yeah op is in summer school... can't you tell by how dumb he is?
I bet you got this from college humor
#40- the username is fartwoman. Unless she looks so manly they mistook her for a guy. I guess that's what you get for failing and having summer school..
Raleigh :)
Do you cover your farts with textbooks too?
69, you remind me of Nancy from King of the Hill
What a genius. But look at the good side, at least, you are a planner. Good for you.
bit by bit. LOL
#7 i just giot out yesterday? sooo
7- Some schools are still going on. I got out 2 weeks ago
Fake; girls don't fart.
@66 organisedchaos, Is there calculus involved in farting? I knew there was a reason why I should have studied math harder. *Taking into account, the wind speed, the distance for the book to fall, the speed of sound, and the gradient differential and quantum ....FRAAAAPP!!! Damn it!!!!*
badly timed.
lmao!!!!!
this is why you're supposed to fart no matter what and blame it on the kid next to you. screw people who don't know what's goin on loud and proud!!!
silent but deadly.. lol
#93 yup, I live in California and school just got out for me today
@52: Not true, some people take it to get ahead. I only took summer school one year in high school, and got to leave campus at 11:00 am every day my senior year. Totally worth it.
hahahahahahah this was way to funny, can't stop laughing
7 I finished school yesterday...
whoopsie you had a poopsie. :| Bask in the ambiance... Basking in the ambiance. *haha this made me laugh soo hard!
LMAO fail
LMAO this is hilarious! i'm just glad i can make my farts silent. lol
:0 Kelly?! OP r u Kelly???!!! LOLthat one was stanky :)
Get bmth loud unplug headphones speaker blasting then just let it happen ._.
Should've played bmth ^-^ make it worth it
#214 Probably from your wide butthole
this is faked it's summer
very very funny! lmao
for me, coughing makes them louder:P I prefer to shift in my chair and slowly release. it works for me:)
yea... coughing makes it louder.. :b
hahaha op made my day.
So is spelling...
well done dingus heres an idea... ask to use the bathroom...
For your health.
AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!
good lord, I feel sorry for whoever was sitting behind you. FTL lol
your in summer school, fyl
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everyone one farts therefore you are also gross and stupid