By fartwoman - United States
Today, in math class, I had the urge to fart. I had the bright idea that if I dropped my textbook and farted at the same time, nobody would hear it. I dropped my textbook, everyone looked at me, then I farted. Loudly. FML
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  GavinRoskamp  |  0

You're doing it wrong! You're supposed to cough and fart. Family Guy reference FTW!

Actually though, I tried it, and it actually works! So does letting it out really slowly. Sit on your foot and you can let it out sooooooo slow.
(I've had an intestinal problem before where any kind of juice would give me massive gas. It totally sucked but I learned how to fart without any sound whatsoever! Awesome!!!)

  kybabyy  |  4

#40- the username is fartwoman. Unless she looks so manly they mistook her for a guy.
I guess that's what you get for failing and having summer school..

  TurboTalon  |  0

I'm with Raleigh on this one.. taking summer classes is a good idea when you're in college, otherwise it's wasted time really.

Anyways I don't think I've ever farted loudly unintentionally.. people need to learn some control!

  sharmen  |  0

Um some schools are still in session. Today is the last day of school in some places in California. It's probably like that in other places too.

  RedPillSucks  |  31

@66 organisedchaos, Is there calculus involved in farting?
I knew there was a reason why I should have studied math harder.

*Taking into account, the wind speed, the distance for the book to fall, the speed of sound,
and the gradient differential and quantum ....FRAAAAPP!!!
Damn it!!!!*

  Xeno213  |  0

this is why you're supposed to fart no matter what and blame it on the kid next to you. screw people who don't know what's goin on loud and proud!!!

  _DANTE_  |  0

@52: Not true, some people take it to get ahead. I only took summer school one year in high school, and got to leave campus at 11:00 am every day my senior year. Totally worth it.