Go back to bed, Brad

By Anonymous - 29/04/2020 23:00

Spicy
Today, I noticed that when my boyfriend is sick, his sex drive goes through the roof. Too bad his stamina plummets. FML
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sickerthanyou 13

So?, just tell him to finish you off with a ***** or his mouth (if he is into snowballs)

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RichardPencil 30

Why would you have sex with him when he is sick? When he's sick, you ought to get him a premium subscription to PornHub and a nice bottle of hand lotion.

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sickerthanyou 13

So?, just tell him to finish you off with a ***** or his mouth (if he is into snowballs)

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Jillian Cosby-Kelly 15

I agree it sucks but hey! now you have the advantage and can do whatever you want.

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RichardPencil 30

Why would you have sex with him when he is sick? When he's sick, you ought to get him a premium subscription to PornHub and a nice bottle of hand lotion.

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Brightside86 30

Just have him wear a condom it will dull the sensation enough to have near endless stamina.

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