Today, I made a tuna sandwich. It was really nice , so I looked at the label to see what brand it was. Turns out it wasn't tuna. It was fancy cat food. FML
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jadie123
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1st
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Zhejan
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This FML sounds fishy
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bskballa92
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Win^^
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plasticspoons
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Lollers
XD
XD
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analo_fml
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LOL ROFL !
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irishdancer
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MEOW!
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Dogman332
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And it would go where ever I would go! Ohh fishy fishy fishy fish! And it would go where ever I would go!
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BarryLeVon69
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mmmmmm tasty
hope it wasn't too bad
hope it wasn't too bad
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x3lovebites13
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Does no one even care what kind of cat food it was? PLEASE TELL xD
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Pandasaur
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I bet it was Fancy Feast! Have you seen the commercials? Those people know how to make a can of cat food sound delicious.
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Ichigoner
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That was a purrfect pun.
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Ichigoner
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Wait, nvm, that wasnt even really a pun. XD
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Atmaster
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same thing
tuna/cat food
tuna/cat food
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FML858
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jadie, I hate tobreak it to yuh, NOBODY CARES.
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Link5794
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58 your profile pic is fucked up
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KTFO
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dumbass
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flinkpamingo
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I once drank a big glass of milk replacer on accident. YUCK!
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yehr
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wtf is milk replacer?
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riceicle1
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It replaces milk - DUHH!!!
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aero_fml
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Oh dear God no! You'd better stick your finger down your throat ASAP and visit the hospital, you just ate CAT FOOD!
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ohmyword08
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at least you and your cat can enjoy the same food :D
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Faithful_Jewel
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Actually cat food is eaten by humans (to test it, first of all, and a variety of other reasons I can't think of on a Sunday afternoon), so it's perfectly safe... and half of the time it's better than the processed crap most people put on sandwiches.
Now go clean your teeth, otherwise you'll have cat breath. It aint the end of the world!
Now go clean your teeth, otherwise you'll have cat breath. It aint the end of the world!
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plexico
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No, it is not.
There is not a human employee at the factory taste-testing that shit. Also, the standards for cleanliness are far lower than they are for human food, so the OP has probably just ingested incredible amounts of tainted food crawling with massive amounts of bacteria.
Finally, the parts that go into cat food are way different. He probably ate tuna lips, tuna assholes and tuna vaginas -- which happen to smell like people.
There is not a human employee at the factory taste-testing that shit. Also, the standards for cleanliness are far lower than they are for human food, so the OP has probably just ingested incredible amounts of tainted food crawling with massive amounts of bacteria.
Finally, the parts that go into cat food are way different. He probably ate tuna lips, tuna assholes and tuna vaginas -- which happen to smell like people.
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n_london
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ahahahahah. tuna vaginas. that is hilarious. jesus plexico, why are you so awesome?
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FarSide
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All commercially produced animal food is pasteurized. If Purina kills a couple of dozen pets, it is not good for business, and will most assuredly result in litigation.
But, there are no human food-tasters at the pet-food factory.
But, there are no human food-tasters at the pet-food factory.
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FarSide
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@16:
Ironically, I find that human vagina's smell like tuna.
Ironically, I find that human vagina's smell like tuna.
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Twolly
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I believe that was the joke. Thanks for ruining it.
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assiram317
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y would humans test cat food?
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Blippety
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I'm actually tempted to try cat food now.
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Incubuss
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Oh well! If it tasted nice it's not really that bad of a FYL. Just watch what you're eating next time.
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mattman300
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YDI 4 not checking idiot!
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jBird_fml
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If you like it, you should just keep eating it instead of real tuna. This was a great discovery!
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JaxonBeMe
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Those are exactly my thoughts. I make sandwiches out of everything so this is just interesting to read, definitely not an FML tho, :/
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ZombieKnickers_fml
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I wouldn't really say FYL, I mean I've ate cat food before, its not that bad and its not dangerous. But it still sucks knowing you've done it. But I don't think YDI, unless there was like a picture of a cat on the tin.
Now go clean your teeth, otherwise you'll have cat breath. It aint the end of the world!