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I'm not saying I'm a genius, but I think I could put a dog outside of a room and shut the door before I have sex. why can't everyone do this???

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Hopefully the orgasm was the first of many. Next time do as the fellow dog owners say and put the dog out before getting busy. Guess you don't really need to be told that now though.

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I had the dog out of the room and the door shut once... The dog managed to open the door, come charging in, and bit my boyfriend at the time right on his bare ass...

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#51, some dogs are very clever and open doors. My boxer used to. Now my lab just lays down while we do it and then afterwards comes to sleep on the bed. Not everyone can shut their dogs out either, they can bark or be destructive which can ruin the mood even more.

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No it started on the first date when he mentioned he was into golden labs.. That was just icing on the cake! Woof

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Aww come on, how can you think I'm a beiber fan from a little joke? That's not okay, brotherman. But to be fair, I was dissing. Not like full-on dissing, but more of a light teasing, you know?

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Haha it's funny how everyone assumes that I'm a guy just cause I like Metallica. :) I tend to get in waaaaay too many battles over music tastes so excuse my epic fail. If you haven't already noticed, I also tend to read comments way too quickly and jump to conclusions. :D

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