Boundaries, dude!

By Anonymous - 14/09/2019 06:01

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Today, I was awoken by the sound of my dorm roommate having sex three feet from me. He was sober, knew I was there, and has a deployed military girlfriend. FML
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weeping_willow 25

Your roommate sounds like a scumbag

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MidnaLink 33

You probably should let the girlfriend know somehow. She might be deployed, but he’s obviously not going to tell her anytime soon if he was sober.

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weeping_willow 25

Your roommate sounds like a scumbag

37 1
MidnaLink 33

You probably should let the girlfriend know somehow. She might be deployed, but he’s obviously not going to tell her anytime soon if he was sober.

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RichardPencil 30

He'll eventually get fragged.

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skippydoda 32

Next time, make comments about his technique. Or act like you're commenting on a game.

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mekiswrite 21

Would you really deny a man some long awaited booty?

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

He was cheating on his girlfriend, though.

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mekiswrite 21

I misread this then XD I read it as though the girlfriend was back and they were going at it

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Sonotsuave 34

Wow I only just got that last part. I would have a huge talk or even change roommates if needed and not that’s it’s you’re business, but tell his girlfriend she should know

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Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15

u should let her know

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DrSamba 7

The guy is a total loser. I hope the girlfriend meets someone decent and dumps his ass. It would serve him right.

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