By Jedi2500 - 15/02/2012 23:53 - United States

Today, as I was leaving for work, I discovered my neighbor had just passed away. I found out when I came across his body lying in my front yard. FML
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dva976 7

Better u found him than the lawnmower.

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A100893 30

That is pretty freaky. Okay scratch that, it's creepy as ****. (Hope he didn't piss off someone. Hope OP didn't piss off someone and their neighbor had to pay the ultimate price.)

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THE_A_TEEN 27

At least you found out he was human. I mean really, he could have been a Terminator..

DooleyFTW 17

Just whistle and walk away OP, whistle and walk away.

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tifani322 13

That wasn't funny... At all.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

What's wrong with showing just a little bit of humour? I'm just trying to make a little light on this situation.

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juststoptalking 6

Make a little light? That phrase doesn't exist.

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BeaterOfTheDrums 15

^ you should take the advice of your name.

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SkateboardGirl88 11

WTF did I just read?

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Sammy_Boy 10

I realllly hope you're just making a fml post. Because otherwise you're a horrible person for thinking 'FML this has screwed up my day' or anything like that.

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A100893 30

That is pretty freaky. Okay scratch that, it's creepy as ****. (Hope he didn't piss off someone. Hope OP didn't piss off someone and their neighbor had to pay the ultimate price.)

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dva976 7

Better u found him than the lawnmower.

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hellaflushfa5 6

Cause you know most people mow the lawn with their eyes closed.

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flamegrilled123 3

Just like that lawnmower scene in the movie "braindead"

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creativedarkpce 0

And the blender.

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DontClickOnMe 28

Wow, that's terrible.. RIP OP's neighbor. :(

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JukeboxValkyrie 19

Obviously you're a werewolf and you killed your neighbor during your transformation.

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Goatinsfriend 8

Dude, whoa, I just.. Have no words for this. No one deserves that!

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Dustin_Pedobear 9

No one deserves death? I think I know a few people who do.

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cyK0tek 0

^ Not even Bieber or Black fans...? PFFFTCHCHTFAPPFFFFTCHKKIK

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mattsgurl 0

Justin Bieber doesn't deserve death!!! I love Justin Bieber. He is awesome. I have been a fan of him since his first YouTube video! Just cause you don't like him doesn't mean he deserves death. FYL OP that sucks. R.I.P. OP's neighbor.

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43trauts 14

OK, all of you excluding #51 and #67 are mean and disrespectful. You thumbs down someone because they're a fan of Justin Bieber?? Oh and let me guess, does me liking Rebecca Black mean I should die? Really! Come on!

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FirstTigerHobbes 13

^ Yes, yes it does. *slowing creeps back into the shadows*

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tmd4L 7

That sucks let's hope your not a suspect now.

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cyK0tek 0

^If you're going to post just to correct one word, please don't post at all. Thank you.

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JukeboxValkyrie 19

Seriously though, FHL for dying and FYL for finding him like that.

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floopyflooper 2

Wonder what he was doing in your yard.

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wallygolf 3

Was on his way over to borrow a cup of sugar.

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misvenus000 4

Pretty sure he was trying to get help. But a cup of sugar seems legit.

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