By Jedi2500 - 15/02/2012 23:53 - United States

Today, as I was leaving for work, I discovered my neighbor had just passed away. I found out when I came across his body lying in my front yard. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 424
You deserved it 2 163

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dva976 7

Better u found him than the lawnmower.

A100893 30

That is pretty freaky. Okay scratch that, it's creepy as ****. (Hope he didn't piss off someone. Hope OP didn't piss off someone and their neighbor had to pay the ultimate price.)

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At least you found out he was human. I mean really, he could have been a Terminator..

Just whistle and walk away OP, whistle and walk away.

Did you grab a stick and poke him?

Enjoy your thumb down!

Most lamest thing

Stfu!! Death isn't funny, A-Hole

tifani322 13

That wasn't funny... At all.

Did someone say death? 0.0

What's wrong with showing just a little bit of humour? I'm just trying to make a little light on this situation.

juststoptalking 6

Make a little light? That phrase doesn't exist.

BeaterOfTheDrums 15

^ you should take the advice of your name.

@29 Most dumbest thing ever.

SkateboardGirl88 11

WTF did I just read?

I realllly hope you're just making a fml post. Because otherwise you're a horrible person for thinking 'FML this has screwed up my day' or anything like that.

A100893 30

That is pretty freaky. Okay scratch that, it's creepy as ****. (Hope he didn't piss off someone. Hope OP didn't piss off someone and their neighbor had to pay the ultimate price.)

markrs 0

OP sleep walks...

Only in Texas...

dva976 7

Better u found him than the lawnmower.

Cause you know most people mow the lawn with their eyes closed.

Just like that lawnmower scene in the movie "braindead"

creativedarkpce 0

And the blender.

TorturedXeno 27

Quick! Drive a stake through his chest to make sure he doesn't come back to life as a vampire!

Dead people dont just come back to life as vampires where did you hear that??? They come back as zombies.

VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

If he was a vampire, he'd have burst into flames from laying outside in the daylight.

Or started sparkling like a hugely beautiful diamond body..like...thingy..

aimeesea75 16

54- you spelled fag wrong

ak4608 8

Ive been skimming thought some FML's and noticed that every one of your comments have ten or more thumbs down.. Perhaps u should choose a different hobby

Gogetajh 3

son i liked your comm , but yu rilly shudda said zombies :P

#70 Agreed! I was just about to say the same thing.

DontClickOnMe 28

Wow, that's terrible.. RIP OP's neighbor. :(

JukeboxValkyrie 19

Obviously you're a werewolf and you killed your neighbor during your transformation.

Dude, whoa, I just.. Have no words for this. No one deserves that!

No one deserves death? I think I know a few people who do.

haZzbin 0

Nope. Nobody does

cyK0tek 0

^ Not even Bieber or Black fans...? PFFFTCHCHTFAPPFFFFTCHKKIK

mattsgurl 0

Justin Bieber doesn't deserve death!!! I love Justin Bieber. He is awesome. I have been a fan of him since his first YouTube video! Just cause you don't like him doesn't mean he deserves death. FYL OP that sucks. R.I.P. OP's neighbor.

60 - touché.

OK, all of you excluding #51 and #67 are mean and disrespectful. You thumbs down someone because they're a fan of Justin Bieber?? Oh and let me guess, does me liking Rebecca Black mean I should die? Really! Come on!

^ Yes, yes it does. *slowing creeps back into the shadows*

That sucks let's hope your not a suspect now.

xXxIracebethxXx 14

You're*

cyK0tek 0

^If you're going to post just to correct one word, please don't post at all. Thank you.

JukeboxValkyrie 19

Seriously though, FHL for dying and FYL for finding him like that.