At least you found out he was human. I mean really, he could have been a Terminator..

Just whistle and walk away OP, whistle and walk away.

Did you grab a stick and poke him?

Enjoy your thumb down!

Most lamest thing

Stfu!! Death isn't funny, A-Hole

That wasn't funny... At all.

Did someone say death? 0.0

What's wrong with showing just a little bit of humour?

I'm just trying to make a little light on this situation.

Make a little light? That phrase doesn't exist.

^ you should take the advice of your name.

@29 Most dumbest thing ever.

WTF did I just read?

I realllly hope you're just making a fml post. Because otherwise you're a horrible person for thinking 'FML this has screwed up my day' or anything like that.

That is pretty freaky.

Okay scratch that, it's creepy as fuck. (Hope he didn't piss off someone. Hope OP didn't piss off someone and their neighbor had to pay the ultimate price.)

OP sleep walks...

Only in Texas...

Better u found him than the lawnmower.

Cause you know most people mow the lawn with their eyes closed.

Just like that lawnmower scene in the movie "braindead"

And the blender.

Quick! Drive a stake through his chest to make sure he doesn't come back to life as a vampire!

Dead people dont just come back to life as vampires where did you hear that??? They come back as zombies.

If he was a vampire, he'd have burst into flames from laying outside in the daylight.

Or started sparkling like a hugely beautiful diamond body..like...thingy..

54- you spelled fag wrong

Ive been skimming thought some FML's and noticed that every one of your comments have ten or more thumbs down..
Perhaps u should choose a different hobby

son i liked your comm , but yu rilly shudda said zombies :P

#70 Agreed! I was just about to say the same thing.

Wow, that's terrible.. RIP OP's neighbor. :(

Obviously you're a werewolf and you killed your neighbor during your transformation.

Dude, whoa, I just.. Have no words for this. No one deserves that!

No one deserves death? I think I know a few people who do.

Nope. Nobody does

^ Not even Bieber or Black fans...? PFFFTCHCHTFAPPFFFFTCHKKIK

Justin Bieber doesn't deserve death!!! I love Justin Bieber. He is awesome. I have been a fan of him since his first YouTube video! Just cause you don't like him doesn't mean he deserves death. FYL OP that sucks. R.I.P. OP's neighbor.

60 - touché.

OK, all of you excluding #51 and #67 are mean and disrespectful. You thumbs down someone because they're a fan of Justin Bieber?? Oh and let me guess, does me liking Rebecca Black mean I should die? Really! Come on!

^ Yes, yes it does.
*slowing creeps back into the shadows*

That sucks let's hope your not a suspect now.

You're*

^If you're going to post just to correct one word, please don't post at all. Thank you.

Seriously though, FHL for dying and FYL for finding him like that.