By Jedi2500 - 15/02/2012 23:53 - United States

Today, as I was leaving for work, I discovered my neighbor had just passed away. I found out when I came across his body lying in my front yard. FML
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dva976 7
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Better u found him than the lawnmower.

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A100893 30
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That is pretty freaky. Okay scratch that, it's creepy as fuck. (Hope he didn't piss off someone. Hope OP didn't piss off someone and their neighbor had to pay the ultimate price.)

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THE_A_TEEN 27

At least you found out he was human. I mean really, he could have been a Terminator..

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DooleyFTW 17
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Just whistle and walk away OP, whistle and walk away.

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iliketurdles 7
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Did you grab a stick and poke him?

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awwwyeah_png 4
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Enjoy your thumb down!

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bevsta 7
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Most lamest thing

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Branflakes78 13
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Stfu!! Death isn't funny, A-Hole

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tifani322 13
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That wasn't funny... At all.

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sleepydeath 4
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Did someone say death? 0.0

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THE_A_TEEN 27
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What's wrong with showing just a little bit of humour? I'm just trying to make a little light on this situation.

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juststoptalking 6
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Make a little light? That phrase doesn't exist.

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BeaterOfTheDrums 15
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^ you should take the advice of your name.

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ALpein 0
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@29 Most dumbest thing ever.

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SkateboardGirl88 11
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WTF did I just read?

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Sammy_Boy 10
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I realllly hope you're just making a fml post. Because otherwise you're a horrible person for thinking 'FML this has screwed up my day' or anything like that.

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A100893 30
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That is pretty freaky. Okay scratch that, it's creepy as fuck. (Hope he didn't piss off someone. Hope OP didn't piss off someone and their neighbor had to pay the ultimate price.)

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markrs 0
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OP sleep walks...

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bwinski 19
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Only in Texas...

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dva976 7
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Better u found him than the lawnmower.

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hellaflushfa5 6
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Cause you know most people mow the lawn with their eyes closed.

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flamegrilled123 3
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Just like that lawnmower scene in the movie "braindead"

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creativedarkpce 0
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And the blender.

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TorturedXeno 27

Quick! Drive a stake through his chest to make sure he doesn't come back to life as a vampire!

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Suchagoonnn 4
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Dead people dont just come back to life as vampires where did you hear that??? They come back as zombies.

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VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
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If he was a vampire, he'd have burst into flames from laying outside in the daylight.

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lotrgeek 10
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Or started sparkling like a hugely beautiful diamond body..like...thingy..

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aimeesea75 16
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54- you spelled fag wrong

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ak4608 8
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Ive been skimming thought some FML's and noticed that every one of your comments have ten or more thumbs down.. Perhaps u should choose a different hobby

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Gogetajh 3
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son i liked your comm , but yu rilly shudda said zombies :P

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waitwhatsgoingon 18
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#70 Agreed! I was just about to say the same thing.

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DontClickOnMe 28
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Wow, that's terrible.. RIP OP's neighbor. :(

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JukeboxValkyrie 19
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Obviously you're a werewolf and you killed your neighbor during your transformation.

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Goatinsfriend 8
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Dude, whoa, I just.. Have no words for this. No one deserves that!

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Dustin_Pedobear 9
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No one deserves death? I think I know a few people who do.

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haZzbin 0
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Nope. Nobody does

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cyK0tek 0
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^ Not even Bieber or Black fans...? PFFFTCHCHTFAPPFFFFTCHKKIK

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mattsgurl 0
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Justin Bieber doesn't deserve death!!! I love Justin Bieber. He is awesome. I have been a fan of him since his first YouTube video! Just cause you don't like him doesn't mean he deserves death. FYL OP that sucks. R.I.P. OP's neighbor.

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43trauts 14
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OK, all of you excluding #51 and #67 are mean and disrespectful. You thumbs down someone because they're a fan of Justin Bieber?? Oh and let me guess, does me liking Rebecca Black mean I should die? Really! Come on!

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FirstTigerHobbes 13
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^ Yes, yes it does. *slowing creeps back into the shadows*

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tmd4L 7
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That sucks let's hope your not a suspect now.

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cyK0tek 0
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^If you're going to post just to correct one word, please don't post at all. Thank you.

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JukeboxValkyrie 19
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Seriously though, FHL for dying and FYL for finding him like that.

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