Health, Sex, Dating and Medication: Great first date

Great first date

By Anonymous - 23/04/2021 08:08

Today, I went on a date. I didn’t want to go to his house, but we all have needs. I told him I should leave because I needed my medication in the morning. Passed out. Woke up, had a seizure, then made him go to my apartment to get my meds. This was a first date. FML

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By avaiia - 09/08/2016 20:32 - United States - Chicago

Today, I had a first date. We really hit it off and wound up watching movies together and talking late into the night. I ignored a developing migraine all night, then tried to leave hurriedly when it got bad. He stalled me leaving by asking what's wrong. I started vomiting. FML

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By cbolig - 03/05/2011 12:15

Today, while on a first date with a guy who turned out to be twice my age, we were playing video games at the theatre before the movie started. Suddenly he falls face first while having a seizure. The EMT asked if my "dad" had a history of epilepsy. FML

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Understanding

By Chia - 10/05/2013 22:58 - Australia - Mona Vale

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I cancelled our date tonight. I cancelled because I had a seizure and was taken to the hospital. FML

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You OK, hun?

By Anonymous - 25/11/2016 08:43

Today, I got to meet the guy that I have been talking to over a dating website. We were having a great time, at least until I managed to randomly fall asleep in front of him. I spent the rest of the day sending text messages trying to explain to him that I suffer from narcolepsy. FML

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If you can't handle me at my worst…

By Anonymous - 01/05/2022 00:01

Today, my date got a cold before our date and accidentally took medicine that makes you drowsy before we went out. Two glasses of red later to calm her nerves, she yelled at a waiter, threw her shoe at the chef, then passed out on the table. I’m going to marry this girl, just you watch. FML

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He's a keeper

By Anonymous - 19/12/2022 15:00

Today, I went on a first date. He got so drunk he forgot what he ordered to eat ten minutes after ordering. He also had to text me later to ask if we kissed, because he couldn’t remember. FML

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Toxic workplace

By Anonymous - 05/12/2021 08:01

Today, I had a seizure for the first time in months. My fiancé went over to my job to let them know I wouldn't be going in. My boss bitched both of us because I didn't call myself. Sure, I'll get right on that when I'm conscious. FML

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Running late

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I woke up very excited because I was going on my first date with this guy I really liked. I dressed very nicely and went to where we were supposed to meet. I waited for about 2 hours. I called him to ask him where he was. He got angry because he was still sleeping and I woke him up. FML

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By anon - 24/03/2012 03:51 - United States - Addison

Today, I went to a concert with my new boyfriend. I had a panic attack halfway through and an ambulance picked me up. My boyfriend met my parents for the first time drunk, in the emergency room. FML

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By vividrabbit - 12/07/2009 13:29 - United States

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really hit it off with. Then he admitted that he was a recovering heroin addict and had to cut our date short to go to the methadone clinic. When I got home, I realized that my wallet was missing $40. I think he lied about the "recovering" part. FML

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draghkar 18

Friday 23 April 2021 8:40

If you guys end up together, it’ll make a great story.

ojoRojo 27

Friday 23 April 2021 12:15

I would suggest bringing your meds with you, especially if you know you might be out late or all night. Or at least keep a few pills with you as an emergency supply. I hope you’re feeling better now!

Comments

draghkar 18

Friday 23 April 2021 8:40

If you guys end up together, it’ll make a great story.

rainbowdonnareed 18

Friday 23 April 2021 9:18

You don't carry them with you?

ojoRojo 27

Friday 23 April 2021 12:15

SM79 6

Friday 23 April 2021 18:34

This is a great idea. keep an old container the next time you get a refill, and keep one or two pills in the old container and put in your purse for emergencies. just remember to switch them out with fresh ones every now and then so they don't expire.

Iamthebanzai22 20

Friday 23 April 2021 16:13

Well, on the plus side, he sounds like a guy who is willing to go the extra mile for you when you need him to.

J15237 25

Friday 23 April 2021 16:47

If it all works out you really have to admit it’s a fun story to tell your future children when they ask how did you meet daddy. I really hope there is a 2nd date for you.

bound101 7

Friday 23 April 2021 17:10

Met each others needs, survived trauma...I'd go for it.

SM79 6

Friday 23 April 2021 18:33

The big question is, did he mind terribly and complain? Or was he happy to do so. Was he concerned about you? Will there be a second date. How he reacted is a huge indicator of whether he'd be a compatible partner or not.

peterblackmer91 12

Friday 23 April 2021 20:58

Maybe you should always have some of your meds with you.

Chazzster 28

Friday 23 April 2021 23:15

Reminds me of the second date with my (now) wife. I convinced her to stay over. She had extra pills in her purse, though so it wasn’t a big deal. We went by her place the next morning so she could pick up the rest of the pills... Sounds like a good date.