By Anonymous - 31/07/2010 23:24 - United States

Today, I met a man at the bar, and he asked me to go home with him. The problem? He's 80. I'm 29. The bigger problem? I considered it. It's been that long. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 830
You deserved it 17 823

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Don't ever be that desperate... ew.

Azlia 0

it really doesn't sound that bad. anyone still picking up girls in a bar at 80 has got to have some fun and spunk in there.


Don't ever be that desperate... ew.

80 is NOT the new 30

It's the old 30.

uh its like fucking your grandad... :l

^ great mental picture

socalduude879 1

fyl for being into old pedos... that's fuckin sick

op is disgusting. I pity u

Bom Chicka Wow Wowww. But YDI for being around people.

ElMundio87 0

ydi for doing something wrong, finding a man is easy

26, he wouldn't technically be a pedi, but it's still nasty

the OP typed and uploade this FML from the old mans house :)

if you are even decent looking you can walk into a bar and get laid in 10 min by someone who is at least your own age YDI for being clueless and/or a fat tub of lard

Brittney_E 0

thats just sad.

RyanG_21 0

you're 29 it couldn't have been THAT long. & I would just go home and pleasure myself rather than mess with an 80 year old. that's just discusting

cheergirly16 0

43 I think you might want to move your Boston terrier before he poops on your very cute rug. loll, and I agree with 45.

Chrisskiies 0

I'm thinking op is a guy since no gender is showing, which makes it even more nasty.... I think this because op was too scared to put his gender, before the trolls come along. Wierdos.. O.o

WingsFan80 4

26 and 31 there is no technically he wouldn't be a pedo. 29 years old is a grown up adult. look u

QuickNslicK23 0

chelsea straubbb

WingsFan80 4

damn iPod. look up where pedo falls and I would bet my life you will not find 29 years old anywhere near it.

I bet I can make a really accurate guess about something in your life. LOSE WEIGHT! If you are not a fat-ass, you can get laid no matter what.

That's just stupid. There are plenty of skinny people walking around lonely. Half the fools you see on the internet cursing the other gender because they can't get any are slender, and then you turn around and see happily married or at least happily dating heavy people out all the time. Just because someone can't find someone doesn't mean they're overweight, nor does it mean that overweight people don't get laid just as much as skinny people. They do.

MandaMoos94 0

Randomm what about chealsea staub??

OopsieDaisies 0


that's disgusting op. the bright side? it seems you were given a ripe opportunity to pull an Anna Nicole smith and be with an old dude to one day get all of his money.

Anyone think of anna nicole smith after Reading this?

Maybe OP isn't fat or homely. Maybe it was just the Eau De Speration applied liberally around the ears.

you know... most of us might make it to 80...dont lnow if thats a blessing or a curse but all these comments are pointing to the latter.

karmaSUCKS321453 0

paprichaka is most likely a fat ass.

80 is the new 79

put a bag on his face, prob solved.

losisdope 0

I bet 63 is "overweight" nahhh she's a lard asss

legonut4poser 0

its funny because you arent getting any

VioletRayOfSunsh 0

wow uhh..yeah lmao fyl dear!

ageofkyle 0


That's ******* GROSS!

To everyone saying pedo.. This don't make op a pedo . It's actually the opposite ?

aaaahhhh i just threw up in my mouth!

I doubt that he can get it up...

everyone needs some lovin

yes they do but not ancient 80 year old wrinkly dick, dust fo cum loving

fatguy805 0

lol so I'm guessing you would give him tha lovin?haha

shasui 3

oh god! eww D:

How do you know it wouldn't have been the best sex of her life? They say the older the violin, the sweeter the music. Now with the invention of all the ED medicines, that old saying could really be true. Doubtful, but true.

Arsonnist 3

Get some 80 year old!

iR0ckSkinnys 3

Thats real desperate Op. He is probally a real dirty old funky man anways.No telling who he has been with.

Experience beats youth every time. And how would you know anyway? You're only what, 12?

SirWhatsHisFace 0

So, are you a guy?

Azlia 0

it really doesn't sound that bad. anyone still picking up girls in a bar at 80 has got to have some fun and spunk in there.

It was probably Barney Stinson. You totally should have gone home with him.