Never joke with TSA
By missy - 16/06/2011 02:42 - United States
By missy - 16/06/2011 02:42 - United States
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By Kayla - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Mesa
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By IllJustGetYouASweaterThen - 04/08/2010 07:58 - United States
By FootInMouth - 01/10/2009 13:19 - Australia
OP, mhm, actually. Me and my brothers joke around like that all the time, we're close enough to mess with each other and not let it bother us. And his wife (uhm, soon to be ex), I always thought, was one of the sweetest people in the world, so I never expected this. Yus, my foot is firmly in my mouth, and Imma leave it there a while so I don't say anything else stupid any time soon -.-
By Bashit - 01/04/2012 01:00 - United States - Bullard
By wellonheels - 01/10/2019 15:54
My first published FML! Yay! Sorry folks, no windows to open, and not enough air freshener at the time to use more on that one room. Sometimes, people just smell. Bad. And that was the case. I think the patient must have had meat juice on his clothes or something. Maybe he works for a butcher. I'll have to ask if he comes in again. In the meantime, I'm having the boss order more (industrial strength) air odor eliminator. I think I'll be needing it if he comes back... *sigh*
By dimtsis - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Australia
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By thammer - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Green Bay
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By marshmallowssss - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
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At #24. I know my grandfather better than anyone. He remembered me when he saw me and asked if my brother was my husband, I told him he wasn't and he smiled. Then later when I told him I was his grand-daughter, that's when he looked disappointed. I love him more than anything it broke my heart.