By Jon - 23/05/2011 18:46 - United Kingdom

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Today, I gave my girlfriend an orgasm for the first time only to realise she squeals like a baby pig in the process. FML
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allmidnighteyes 10

"Today, I satisfied my woman. FML" REALLY?

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mintcar 9

At least you gave her an ****** OP.

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mintcar 9

At least you gave her an ****** OP.

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unhappybitch 8

I don't get people , they complain when they can't give orgasms , and when they do they ALSO complain. WTF!

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Trupe 3

I know right? Better than having her yawning cause you didn't....

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iSitt 0

you da man, Kermit. at least you know she didn't fake it.

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mfmylifesrsly 29

I agree 31! but I do agree when I watch **** it can be annoying when the girls have annoying/weird moans lol but if it's someone I'd care about I'd love it because it's what they do

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SchiTzenGiglez 0

I find it equally annoying when men do that in **** as well, moanin like there's no tomorrow and shit... ugh. or when they get right in the guys face, *shudders*

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missbreann 0

well...as long as she enjoyed it.... ;)

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FriscoKidz 10

Stop complaining and give her another one you selfish pig lol. But congratz

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SchiTzenGiglez 0

2nd^^ congrats ma man. you don't suck at givin what she needs. you're doin better than most posters on FML at least

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Rynk95 11

You might start calling her Miss Piggy from now on.

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vita987 0

do that and youll never get laid again

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rattusrattus 18

I'm sure you make equally disturbing noises and/or faces when you ******, OP. It's not really a time for restraint, control and decorum, is it?

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Person1233 12

Just think of the bacon that can be made...

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