Today, I gave my girlfriend an orgasm for the first time only to realise she squeals like a baby pig in the process. FML
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mintcar
| 9
At least you gave her an orgasm OP.
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rakooligan
| 11
Too true.
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unhappybitch
| 8
I don't get people , they complain when they can't give orgasms , and when they do they ALSO complain. WTF!
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Trupe
| 3
I know right? Better than having her yawning cause you didn't....
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iSitt
| 0
you da man, Kermit.
at least you know she didn't fake it.
at least you know she didn't fake it.
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mfmylifesrsly
| 29
I agree 31!
but I do agree when I watch porn it can be annoying when the girls have annoying/weird moans lol but if it's someone I'd care about I'd love it because it's what they do
but I do agree when I watch porn it can be annoying when the girls have annoying/weird moans lol but if it's someone I'd care about I'd love it because it's what they do
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SchiTzenGiglez
| 0
I find it equally annoying when men do that in porn as well, moanin like there's no tomorrow and shit... ugh. or when they get right in the guys face, *shudders*
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enoughgrace
| 4
and?
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missbreann
| 0
well...as long as she enjoyed it.... ;)
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FriscoKidz
| 10
Stop complaining and give her another one you selfish pig lol. But congratz
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SchiTzenGiglez
| 0
2nd^^ congrats ma man. you don't suck at givin what she needs. you're doin better than most posters on FML at least
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Rynk95
| 11
You might start calling her Miss Piggy from now on.
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vita987
| 0
do that and youll never get laid again
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ZoZo17_fml
| 0
well, then.
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instnt1nfction
| 17
then don't have sex with your baby
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whiteboy7thst
| 2
...pig
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iluvhobos
| 5
ah, you're from Canada, that explains it all.
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nebula748
| 14
and only 14...
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Prolux_fml
| 23
54 - What does being Canadian have to do with anything?
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rattusrattus
| 18
I'm sure you make equally disturbing noises and/or faces when you orgasm, OP. It's not really a time for restraint, control and decorum, is it?
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nebula748
| 14
fukkin this
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allmidnighteyes
| 10
"Today, I satisfied my woman. FML"
REALLY?
REALLY?
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PsySygirl
| 0
well it may as well be an FML for some :)
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rawrgle
| 7
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Person1233
| 12
Just think of the bacon that can be made...
REALLY?