By Jon - 23/05/2011 18:46 - United Kingdom

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Today, I gave my girlfriend an orgasm for the first time only to realise she squeals like a baby pig in the process. FML
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allmidnighteyes 10
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"Today, I satisfied my woman. FML" REALLY?

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mintcar 9

At least you gave her an orgasm OP.

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mintcar 9

At least you gave her an orgasm OP.

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unhappybitch 8
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I don't get people , they complain when they can't give orgasms , and when they do they ALSO complain. WTF!

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Trupe 3

I know right? Better than having her yawning cause you didn't....

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iSitt 0

you da man, Kermit. at least you know she didn't fake it.

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mfmylifesrsly 29
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I agree 31! but I do agree when I watch porn it can be annoying when the girls have annoying/weird moans lol but if it's someone I'd care about I'd love it because it's what they do

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SchiTzenGiglez 0
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I find it equally annoying when men do that in porn as well, moanin like there's no tomorrow and shit... ugh. or when they get right in the guys face, *shudders*

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missbreann 0
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well...as long as she enjoyed it.... ;)

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FriscoKidz 10
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Stop complaining and give her another one you selfish pig lol. But congratz

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SchiTzenGiglez 0
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2nd^^ congrats ma man. you don't suck at givin what she needs. you're doin better than most posters on FML at least

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Rynk95 11
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You might start calling her Miss Piggy from now on.

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vita987 0
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do that and youll never get laid again

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instnt1nfction 17

then don't have sex with your baby

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iluvhobos 5
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ah, you're from Canada, that explains it all.

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Prolux_fml 23
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54 - What does being Canadian have to do with anything?

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rattusrattus 18
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I'm sure you make equally disturbing noises and/or faces when you orgasm, OP. It's not really a time for restraint, control and decorum, is it?

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allmidnighteyes 10
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"Today, I satisfied my woman. FML" REALLY?

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PsySygirl 0
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well it may as well be an FML for some :)

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Person1233 12
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Just think of the bacon that can be made...

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