By hikari_chan_xo - 28/03/2012 12:00 - United States - Auburn Hills

Today, I dislocated my elbow chasing my cat around the hardwood floors of my house in knee-high socks and wiping out going around a corner. The doctors suggested that I not tell people how it happened. FML
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stolencookie 17
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And yet you told the world...

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BunBunBabe 8
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Hahaha! Oh well, almost everyone wipes out from running in socks on a wood floor at one point in their life, it's so fun it's worth the risk

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BunBunBabe 8
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Hahaha! Oh well, almost everyone wipes out from running in socks on a wood floor at one point in their life, it's so fun it's worth the risk

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berichsoon 11
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I don't think it is worth it, dislocated shoulder can be painfull

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iloveweed69 7
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It is fun ;D but falling on my ass isn't :'c

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BunBunBabe 8
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Yeah but it's WORTH the RISK. Not everyone breaks or dislocates something when they slide around in socks. You obviously need a lesson in fun

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Cad6 24
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This happened to me while I was outside. Except I tripped, and landed not on wood, but in wet cement.

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BTSfanatic 0
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38- your username is so clever. As is your comment. You are my ideal mate. Let's fall upon our asses on the hardwood floors of god together?

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SignUpisntcool 3
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Op just told the world.

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iloveweed69 7
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72 - i am clever. 69 average at school how you doing~

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jagsville 8
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52, I'll have fun with you.

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emeraldisle 30
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Maybe you should listen to him.

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Drigr 9
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Only they didn't. Their first instinct was to go post it on FML. Makes me wonder how bright OP really is

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tattooedcowboy 6
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As bright as anyone that is reading this

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stolencookie 17
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And yet you told the world...

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iloveqts 8
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Exactly what I was thinking. Maybe OP thought it was okay because we don't know him/her, not as embarrassing then :P

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KaanTech 0
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is it possible to track cases like this happened recently and get a name ? Who am i kidding FML officals already know op's account name if she/he writed his/her full name correctly. Damn i love my brain....

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TheSnakeDoctor20 17
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33- That was completely irrelevant to the thread. I love my penis's brain.

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Cad6 24
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I wish my penis had a brain. :(

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thisiscat 14
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my penis head a head, but no brain.........wait

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SooInnLovee 6
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You didn't listen to the doctors!! Haha I'm sorry OP but what did you think was gonna happen with knee high socks and hardwood floors? Silly rabbit tricks are for kids :p

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loopsy_fml 14
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The fuq are you talking about, trix are for kids. What does that have to do with the fml?!

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BunBunBabe 8
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Just tell everyone you and your cat were reenacting risky business...it will make people think you're even cooler

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laden_swallow09 34
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Or a… copycat!

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lfrye 6
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Yet you tell millions of strangers

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doubleea 3
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Why capitalisation?

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Wicked361 8
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Maybe 47 was talking about the period but if not then that's weird

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TheFirstSamurai 18
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I think 47 wanted to emphasise the fact that OP is telling strangers, so it doesn't matter if OP tells us because he/she doesn't know us.

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BTSfanatic 0
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Whatever it is, I agree with all the things always. Yes.

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loopsy_fml 14
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67- it doesn't matter. Morgan freeman has cotton candy, do therefore, their argument is invalid, anyway!

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meridius4510 4
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Should have taken his advice.

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loserman67 35
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What a day you're having, dislocating your shoulder, your doctor more or less mocking your injury and your cat sitting at home laughing it ass off! I'd go back to bed and hope for a better tomorrow.

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anencephalic 14
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Elbow, she dislocated her elbow.

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Wtfeezy 5
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Ouch! Even the doctor was embarrassed for you!!!

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Spectre529 12
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I suggest taking your doctors advice

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