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Hahaha! Oh well, almost everyone wipes out from running in socks on a wood floor at one point in their life, it's so fun it's worth the risk
I don't think it is worth it, dislocated shoulder can be painfull
This happened to me while I was outside. Except I tripped, and landed not on wood, but in wet cement.
38- your username is so clever. As is your comment. You are my ideal mate. Let's fall upon our asses on the hardwood floors of god together?
52, I'll have fun with you.
Maybe you should listen to him.
Only they didn't. Their first instinct was to go post it on FML. Makes me wonder how bright OP really is
And yet you told the world...
is it possible to track cases like this happened recently and get a name ? Who am i kidding FML officals already know op's account name if she/he writed his/her full name correctly. Damn i love my brain....
I wish my penis had a brain. :(
my penis head a head, but no brain.........wait
You didn't listen to the doctors!! Haha I'm sorry OP but what did you think was gonna happen with knee high socks and hardwood floors? Silly rabbit tricks are for kids :p
The fuq are you talking about, trix are for kids. What does that have to do with the fml?!
Just tell everyone you and your cat were reenacting risky business...it will make people think you're even cooler
Or a… copycat!
Yet you tell millions of strangers
Why capitalisation?
I think 47 wanted to emphasise the fact that OP is telling strangers, so it doesn't matter if OP tells us because he/she doesn't know us.
Whatever it is, I agree with all the things always. Yes.
67- it doesn't matter. Morgan freeman has cotton candy, do therefore, their argument is invalid, anyway!
What a day you're having, dislocating your shoulder, your doctor more or less mocking your injury and your cat sitting at home laughing it ass off! I'd go back to bed and hope for a better tomorrow.
Elbow, she dislocated her elbow.
Ouch! Even the doctor was embarrassed for you!!!
I suggest taking your doctors advice
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And yet you told the world...
Hahaha! Oh well, almost everyone wipes out from running in socks on a wood floor at one point in their life, it's so fun it's worth the risk