FML : Today, I made a point of talking to our parachute riggers, and thanking them for all they do. Today is also the first day I had to pull my reserve chute...

Today, I made a point of talking to our parachute riggers, and thanking them for all they do. Today is also the first day I had to pull my reserve chute because my main chute didn't open correctly. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By rickjameson / Monday 29 August 2016 10:19 / United States - Kill Devil Hills

Work

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By StormfrontX33_fml | 24

#6680888 - Tuesday 30 August 2016 8:56

They sound like a para idiots. At the bare minimum, at least they packed the reserve chute correctly.

By Lady_Spaghetti | 36

#6680894 - Tuesday 30 August 2016 9:10

It was just their idea of a joke--
"Hey, let's mispackage his main chute so that he freaks out."
"Haha that's great."

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By TheNewGuy03 | 26

#6680884 - Tuesday 30 August 2016 8:50

Airborne!

thefmlman2011 | 30

#6680956 - Tuesday 30 August 2016 11:06

Medal of Honor: airbourne

TheNewGuy03 | 26

#6681047 - Tuesday 30 August 2016 16:12

I'm actually gonna go ahead and guess that OP is a member of 82nd ABN at Ft. Bragg (based on his location).

By FML_HelloItsMe | 15

#6680886 - Tuesday 30 August 2016 8:54

Hard Luck OP! Hope you are alright! You can bet it was just a mistake!

aruden | 25

#6681022 - Tuesday 30 August 2016 15:02

A mistake that shouldn't happen, chutes that fail can seriously hurt or kill the poor bastard who got stuck with it.

KorGarott | 4

#6681103 - Tuesday 30 August 2016 18:16

which is why reserve chutes exist

izzajaneful | 24

#6681719 - Wednesday 31 August 2016 21:38

Are there mistakes that should happen?

By StormfrontX33_fml | 24

#6680888 - Tuesday 30 August 2016 8:56

They sound like a para idiots. At the bare minimum, at least they packed the reserve chute correctly.

By JZY1989 | 23

#6680889 - Tuesday 30 August 2016 8:56

Chute that was a close one.

My sad attempt at a pun, yes I failed.

By Earl_KarmasBitch | 28

#6680892 - Tuesday 30 August 2016 9:06

At least you didn't thank them twice!

By Lady_Spaghetti | 36

#6680894 - Tuesday 30 August 2016 9:10

It was just their idea of a joke--
"Hey, let's mispackage his main chute so that he freaks out."
"Haha that's great."

By Dave_Davington | 30

#6680899 - Tuesday 30 August 2016 9:27

Am I the only one who first read "riggers" as something completely different?

Lalala579121 | 27

#6680911 - Tuesday 30 August 2016 9:49

Yes.

skullmaster9 | 10

#6681038 - Tuesday 30 August 2016 15:47

Nope

By OhPuhleeze | 23

#6680923 - Tuesday 30 August 2016 10:07

I think you should be talking to, and thanking Dog more often. Perhaps checking the rig yourself woudn't be bad either. But that must've been some adrenaline rush!!!