By IllJustGetYouASweaterThen - 04/08/2010 07:58 - United States

Today, I was called handsome. Too bad it was coming from a trashed homeless lady, who then went on to tell me that she likes my lips and wants to rape me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 44 451
You deserved it 4 196

Same thing different taste

Top comments

what part of trashed homeless lady doesn't put any of you off??


PimpdaddyCJT 13

super sexy fun time, just don't let her cats join in

Melaniee_fml 0

yummy. and why would a homeless lady have cats. she's not a cat lady.

ur lucky... I wish homeless women would like my lips.. lol jk

So, turns out that beggars can be choosers...

quent10 0

omg thts hawt! (^omg thts sarcasm^)

um-kay........?!.......... well........ a compliment is a compliment no matter how... disturbing. lol just beware of any new stalkers. You'll know it's her.

twinny_sc 13 least you know your not ugly.

You should of said yes :( Its better then givin em charity money.

that's soo sexy. did you let her rape you?! :D

StopTheFuckinCar_fml 0

did you run away like a little girl yelling 'rape'! or did you take it like a man?

LMFAOwned 9

#40, if you were that homeless lady, I wudda let you. Lmfaojk Kthxbai

astarwarsfan 0

(puts on sunglasses) beggers can't be choosers

SpartyOn91 0

60, so if she liked it, it's rape? I think you got that a little wrong there, dude.

TaylorTotsYumm 10

48, there's something wrong with your face. 

rofl she will make him buy her dinner first! you get it.. cause she's homeless and can't buy food...

48-that's probably the pickup line with the highest percent for an awkward moment. lol did anyone notice OP's name?

That_Guy_Jake_JR 0

I would NOT let a homeless woman rape me... It wouldn't be rape ;D

bet she smelt like fish, >:/ those ones are a no-no

Mmm homless people rape, my favorite kind!!! Lol

DiscountDJ25 0

56, It's more like... It turns out... -puts on sunglasses- Beggars can't be choosers. YEEEEEAAAAAHHHH!

Brittney_E 0

has stds written all over it.

zach55 0

perfect! cause you wanted to rape her too right?

unless she has a dick, I wonder how she was going to rape him.

Pickled_Anon 0

Are you kidding #66?! Would you feel the same if a homeless guy wanted to rape a girl? How is a guy being raped somehow less serious than a girl being raped? Because he has a penis? That's extremely sexist.

KrystalCaliyah 0

DUDE !!!!!!!....did you let her though?.... that's prop the only action ur getting so TAKE IT NOW!!! before she says "No deal"

what part of trashed homeless lady doesn't put any of you off??

lol at least someone called yu hot...thts a compliment no matter what! :P pahaha

uhmmm... R-A-P-E get ur hands away from me!!! lawlzz!! I'm gonna assume y said no!! ... hopefully!!