By rainedaddy - 29/09/2009 04:17 - United States

Today, I open my front door and saw a covered basket with a card from my girlfriend on it. I picked it up and read, "Hope this cheers you up." I uncovered the basket to find a golden labrador puppy. Its eyes were closed and it wasn't breathing. FML
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dotsdesu 0

i think she meant well ): the dog probably died because it was left there too long forgive her kkay!

SHIT is right. OP: Your girlfriend is ******* stupid. If she wanted you to find the puppy before, you know, it DIED, she should have rang the doorbell. If she gave you a dead puppy on purpose. Then she's a horrible person.

dudeitsdanny 9

The question is just that: Did she do it on purpose? And did you like that the puppy was dead? Poor puppy =9

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LittleKandiRaver 0

Even if the puppy had been alive, this still would have been a stupid gift. You don't just buy randomly buy someone a dog!

hey dumbass I'm pretty sure a dog breathes wen sleepin

94: I TOTALLY AGREE!!!! his girlfriend is ******* stupid.

PrimeStarscream 30

I'm going to imagine that the puppy was just... In a temporary coma or something, because I like puppies, and a dead puppy is one of the saddest things ever. Also, if it was just a covered basket, then wouldn't it have been pretty easy for the puppy to escape if it was dying?

Cat_Daniels 6

Uh, 191... Generally things that are not breathing are dead. Try thinking before you act like you're smarter than others.

i really do too :*( that's just really sad and breaks my heart :'( please be fake, please be fake, please be fake, PLEASE BE FUCKING FAKE!

I hope this is fake. but #155's picture and comment combination made me LOL.

LOL same here. feel bad for the gf's failed attempt at a gift

lol at 178 pic, is that how u display urself??ewwwwww and also LOL AT DEAD PUPPY STUPID FUCKING THING SHOULDA BARKED Lol

#227, who the **** raised you? Crack hoes?

mastory96 0

oh my god... :[ did she give you a dead dog on purpose...?

Life lesson: You may be sad, but it could always get worse with a dead puppy on your doorstep.

mekeskidi_fml 0

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either way a dead animal is a pretty evil gift unless its a cow yum

canucksrule88, you are my hero for that comment... and also for your name :)

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Oh no! D: Did she forget to put air holes or did she do it on purpose.

girlygirl666 0

Baskets are not airtight, they are woven, by definition. No need to poke holes. Even so, she must be a total idiot to put a puppy in a basket and just leave it. By the time a puppy is at least 6 weeks old, (which is the age at which it can be separated from the mother), the puppy would be very active, and would get out of the basket and run off. So, again, either she's a moron, or this is fake. In which case that would make YOU the moron. Just sayin'.

noName123456 0

or the dog was very sick and she didnt no and maby she didnt just leave it mabey he opened the door because she rung the door bell.

RubixMonkey 0

It said cardboard basket, as in a cardboard box shaped like a basket and it had a blanket over it. Depending on how long the puppy had been sitting there would determine how much air, water, or food the puppy had gotten. Did she feed it before? Or perhaps, like it is said above, it was sick. Or it got so hot in the CARDBOARD basket that the puppy died of heat stroke.

baby_gap 0

where are you getting cardboard from? it says covered..

If you put an infinite amount of RubixMonkeys in front of an infinte amount of ABC, one of them would surely be able to read....

RubixMonkey 0

lol i was reading something else while reading this. Plus writing when one is buzzed is not the best thing to do.

girlygirl666 0

Oh, I guess you've spoken to the OP, then. He didn't mention a CARDBOARD BOX, or a BLANKET. Since he is apparently your BFF, could you ask him the rest of the story, and share it with us? K, thanks! To the people who are saying, "maybe it was sick and she didn't know". At 6 weeks old or so, you would know if a puppy was that sick, and was about to die in that short of a time. Puppies are very active that young. I'm looking at 6 six week old Lab puppies that my dog had, and they are little terrors! A person would have to be an idiot not to be able to see if one were sick, especially sick enough to die very soon.

6 weeks ain't nearly long enough - 8 weeks minimum.

girlygirl666 0

Depends on how early they start weaning. My female is a shitty mother, so they weaned early. They're ready at a little over six weeks. Some are being picked up this weekend. (maybe). I may just keep them all. They are just too damn cute!

f_alltheirlives THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR SAYING THAT. it was a very much, well needed laugh :) but still sad :(

igroomdogs 0

the vet's not a moron. Upon death the body loses muscle tone, thus making the eyelids unable to remain closed.

RubixMonkey 0

unless it died when it was sleeping.

jhon316 0

#179 is soo mean this isnt funny at all i am so sad what if that happened to u huh realy **** of like realy

It depends on whether she had any experience with puppies. My friend took in a litter of tiny kittens from a feral cat after one of them was killed by another feral cat. They were all terribly young and had parvo (and got vet treatment - one pulled through, which is amazing for a feral kitten with parvo). We kind of knew that they weren't very energetic but had no experience with young kittens. They were playful, so it threw us off when it became obvious just how sick they were within a day or so. Anyway, yeah, I'm really thinking this is totally for shock value. I'm calling FAKE.

etoilenuit 15

Maybe you should learn how to spell maybe.

The_madmax 23

So for all we know this story is fake.

this actually makes me depressed , i'm really sorry that happened to you :/