Just perfect

By Lilly - 17/07/2024 08:00 - United States

Spicy
Today, my coworker and I got caught having sex in the break-room. It was 6 p.m. and there was only him and me from our department in the office. Apparently, this bitch from another department in another fucking building decided it was the perfect time to make microwave popcorn, and our break-room was the perfect place. FML
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copalolita 11

I like how you get caught and then turn it around on the person who walked in on you as if it was their fault you can’t control your urges at work. smh YDI

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Thaylok 17

Two wrongs don't make a right. It is work, would you really expect that others don't continue to work just because you are off the clock? And sanitize that table.

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Thaylok 17

Two wrongs don't make a right. It is work, would you really expect that others don't continue to work just because you are off the clock? And sanitize that table.

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tiptoppc 19

You mean, burn? OP is obviously ugly enough to **** someone somewhat publicly, and then blame others for getting caught. Not sure I’de want to touch that table again. It’s revolting and you might catch the stupid from it.

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copalolita 11

I like how you get caught and then turn it around on the person who walked in on you as if it was their fault you can’t control your urges at work. smh YDI

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jlc82 9

of the 3 people involved popcorn lady was the only person using the break room correctly. get a ******* room ya nasties

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