By bonbon789 - 27/03/2014 18:10 - United States

Today, I wanted to eat my last bowl of sugary cereal before starting my new diet. I fell down the stairs with the full bowl in hand. Message received, universe. FML
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Fill another bowl! Screw the universe :P

I've always wanted to birth a star.


That really sucks OP. Happens to he best of us, don't worry, have something else sugary instead

Ummmm, no.... when the universe (the Force, your sub conscience, whatever you wanna call it) tells you to stop something, you stop it then and there... One does not tempt further Universe fury

I think the universe quite simply showed that gravity does indeed still exist!;

I think op ate a gigantic bowl of unlucky charms.

Why was he eating cereal on the stairs?

One does not simply start a diet without having one last snack. You are not you when you are hungry...

TwinkleToes7 15

Awe, that sucks! I hope your okay!! You could still eat yummy cereal to reward yourself after your diet?

Doesn't that sort of defeat the purpose of a diet?

TwinkleToes7 15

Not if you eat something small like a bowl of cereal..

TallMist 32

You can eat everything in moderation... Except bacon. One can never have too much bacon.

Fill another bowl! Screw the universe :P

I've always wanted to birth a star.

So NOW I understand why they called it the Big Bang.

These are the best comments ever.

These fuckin puns.. I love it

Lmao.. Those comments made my night.. Thank ya all

...Not sure if "last bowl" quite registered when you proposed this solution

Trix are for fucking kids!

I hope not, that's just... Wrong

threer 30

Well, he's not wrong.. How do you get the kid in the van to fuck 'em? You trick 'em.

Not cool, man. Not cool.

gaydragon 13

Going on a diet isn't as bad as some people think! just take it in baby steps and you'll be the healthier person you are striving for before you know it, hope you're alright as well.

Universe, could you be just a little more subtle?

Hey, at least the universe is helping!

Exactly. The universe will always give you a little push in the right direction. Sometimes you don't notice it, and sometimes you're precariously perched at the top of the stairs.

GhettoXmuffin 7

Or maybe the universe is telling you that you should invest in an elevator

askullnamedbilly 33

Dieting doesn't work, you'll just bounce back to your original weight once you decide the diet is over and go on to 'reward' yourself for your hard work. Slowly change your eating habits to be more healthy and exercise.

I don't even get why he wouldn't eat cereal. cereals contain sip much vitamins and so little calories for a meal.

You're kidding, right? Cereals, even the "healthy" ones are some of the most high-calorie things you can eat! Total no-go on a diet

gaydragon 13

you just made my day, by far the funniest comment I've seen on FML

It's alright OP. Look at it as a motivating factor. Clean up the mess, and then throw out the rest of the sugary cereal and start your new healthy eating habits a day early :)