Ummmm, no.... when the universe (the Force, your sub conscience, whatever you wanna call it) tells you to stop something, you stop it then and there... One does not tempt further Universe fury

I think the universe quite simply showed that gravity does indeed still exist!;

I think op ate a gigantic bowl of unlucky charms.

Why was he eating cereal on the stairs?

One does not simply start a diet without having one last snack. You are not you when you are hungry...

Doesn't that sort of defeat the purpose of a diet?

Not if you eat something small like a bowl of cereal..

You can eat everything in moderation... Except bacon. One can never have too much bacon.

I've always wanted to birth a star.

So NOW I understand why they called it the Big Bang.

These are the best comments ever.

These fuckin puns.. I love it

Lmao.. Those comments made my night.. Thank ya all

...Not sure if "last bowl" quite registered when you proposed this solution

I hope not, that's just... Wrong

Trix are life.

Well, he's not wrong.. How do you get the kid in the van to fuck 'em? You trick 'em.

Not cool, man. Not cool.

Hey, at least the universe is helping!

Exactly. The universe will always give you a little push in the right direction. Sometimes you don't notice it, and sometimes you're precariously perched at the top of the stairs.

I don't even get why he wouldn't eat cereal. cereals contain sip much vitamins and so little calories for a meal.

You're kidding, right? Cereals, even the "healthy" ones are some of the most high-calorie things you can eat! Total no-go on a diet